Dina Lohan Cracks Me Up

You know whenever Lindsay Lohan gets even the slightest smidge of publicity either her mom or dad has to jump in and get some of the spotlight for themselves. It never ever fails. So, of course after Lindsay was on The Insider with all of her stuff, Dina Lohan just had to call up Kneepads and give them a couple of paragraphs so that she could be quoted and feel important and while she was at it plug a bunch of things that will never happen for herself or her daughter.

Why does Lindsay have so much stuff? Surprisingly enough Dina didn't say it was because of God or God's plan. She said it was because Lindsay has been through a lot and is trying to move forward but for the most part it is because Lindsay is so busy working that she hasn't had any time to do anything but work. Umm, show of hands. When is the last time anyone saw Lindsay work? When is the last time anyone saw Lindsay during the daylight hours? Oh, and get this. The best part was when Dina said that Lindsay is the executive producer for a new television talk show. Whatever.

And, not to be out shined by her daughter, Dina says that in addition to being the best mom on the planet and making sure Ali gets home from the nightclubs by 4 a.m. she is also producing a movie. And of course the ever present new reality show which will probably exploit whatever members of her family she has not got around to yet. And if you think Lindsay should give all that stuff to charity, they will give the stuff that was gifted to them to charity. However some of the gifts and all of the stuff that Lindsay bought or ahem, acquired through other means will be sold on Lindsay's website. You know, just in case that executive producing thing doesn't work out.