Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star lined up a megaboobed babe to b**k with at every record label bash?

The cheeky fella obviously wants to have his cake and eat it...


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  1. James Corden maybe? Although why he'd be at record label parties, I don't know.

    Oh and b**k is bonk, aka shag.

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  2. Ok - I'm stoopid. b**k??

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  4. U read mah mind, West..

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  5. I have heard of boinking but not bonking. Maybe he likes it when her megaboobs bonk him in the face?

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  6. This could have been Kanye and Amber or any singer out there if it wasn't a Daily Mirror BI

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  7. Haha, I figured there might be some confusion with that word. Us crazy Brits ;)

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  8. Bark? Bank? Bunk? I'd say 'bake' since he wants his cake, but that doesn't fit...

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  9. Is the blind about what b**k is?

    My guess is bilk.

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  10. maybe she's there to sink supreme court nominations -- she "borks" at every bash?

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  11. WestEnd: Thanks for being our British correspondent as usual :)

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  12. Why the hell would they asterisk out 'bonk'?

    And why do our blinds always sound like they were written by Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins? So bloody twee!

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  14. I thought it was balk.
    Then I thought maybe the b is supposed to be a d which is referencing dick. But it didn't make sense either way.

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  15. Kinky, "twee" is one of my favorite words. Never heard "bonk" before...

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  16. Is it just me or does Daily Mirror give almost NO hints for its blinds? Annoying.

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  17. It's sort of like table tennis. But with slightly smaller balls...

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