Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which star lined up a megaboobed babe to b**k with at every record label bash?
The cheeky fella obviously wants to have his cake and eat it...
Which star lined up a megaboobed babe to b**k with at every record label bash?
The cheeky fella obviously wants to have his cake and eat it...
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:30 AM
Labels: Daily Mirror
James Corden maybe? Although why he'd be at record label parties, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteOh and b**k is bonk, aka shag.
Ok - I'm stoopid. b**k??
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ReplyDeleteU read mah mind, West..
ReplyDeleteLOL !!!!
ReplyDeleteI have heard of boinking but not bonking. Maybe he likes it when her megaboobs bonk him in the face?
ReplyDeleteThis could have been Kanye and Amber or any singer out there if it wasn't a Daily Mirror BI
ReplyDeleteHaha, I figured there might be some confusion with that word. Us crazy Brits ;)
ReplyDeleteBark? Bank? Bunk? I'd say 'bake' since he wants his cake, but that doesn't fit...
ReplyDeleteno clue.
ReplyDeleteIs the blind about what b**k is?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is bilk.
maybe she's there to sink supreme court nominations -- she "borks" at every bash?
ReplyDeleteWestEnd: Thanks for being our British correspondent as usual :)
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell would they asterisk out 'bonk'?
ReplyDeleteAnd why do our blinds always sound like they were written by Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins? So bloody twee!
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ReplyDeleteI thought it was balk.
ReplyDeleteThen I thought maybe the b is supposed to be a d which is referencing dick. But it didn't make sense either way.
Kinky, "twee" is one of my favorite words. Never heard "bonk" before...
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does Daily Mirror give almost NO hints for its blinds? Annoying.
ReplyDeleteIt's sort of like table tennis. But with slightly smaller balls...
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