Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which lanky basketball player was thrown into jail overnight after continually harassing a married British couple to have a threesome with him?
Which lanky basketball player was thrown into jail overnight after continually harassing a married British couple to have a threesome with him?
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:38 AM
Labels: Daily Mirror
Shawn Bradley or Yao Ming
ReplyDeleteor Manute Bol
ReplyDeleteheres some help lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people
Aren't most basketball players pretty tall? I don't see how the blind gives any real clues. Lame.
ReplyDeleteIt better not be Dirk Nowitzki...I'll run into slow moving traffic. And no not all bball players are tall
ReplyDeleteI said most, not all.
ReplyDeleteYou don't exactly see many Tom Cruise-esque guys jamming it out on the court with LeBron.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_guard
ReplyDeletegotta be Dennis Rodman. He is such a freak.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, 0.
ReplyDeleteLanky basketball player? Er yeah...that doesn't really narrow it down.
Steve Nash!
ReplyDeleteWow, it's illegal now for professional sports people to proposition people sexually. There goes my dating life!
ReplyDeletejohn salley
ReplyDelete@bartonfink - it's not the propositioning that's illegal, it's the harrassment. really, they should only have had to say no once.
ReplyDelete@ballyhoo, i guess i should explain that i don't really sleep with professional sports figures either, since you apparently missed the joke -- ta for that
ReplyDeleteYao Ming isn't "lanky," he's nice and sturdy. And yummy. :)
ReplyDeleterodman was my first thought, too.
ReplyDeleteyao is the last person this could be.
ReplyDeletelol @ yao
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