Thursday, February 11, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which lanky basketball player was thrown into jail overnight after continually harassing a married British couple to have a threesome with him?

17 comments:

  1. Shawn Bradley or Yao Ming

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  2. or Manute Bol

    heres some help lol

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people

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  3. Aren't most basketball players pretty tall? I don't see how the blind gives any real clues. Lame.

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  4. It better not be Dirk Nowitzki...I'll run into slow moving traffic. And no not all bball players are tall

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  5. I said most, not all.

    You don't exactly see many Tom Cruise-esque guys jamming it out on the court with LeBron.

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  6. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_guard

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  7. gotta be Dennis Rodman. He is such a freak.

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  8. I'm with you, 0.

    Lanky basketball player? Er yeah...that doesn't really narrow it down.

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  9. Wow, it's illegal now for professional sports people to proposition people sexually. There goes my dating life!

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  10. @bartonfink - it's not the propositioning that's illegal, it's the harrassment. really, they should only have had to say no once.

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  11. @ballyhoo, i guess i should explain that i don't really sleep with professional sports figures either, since you apparently missed the joke -- ta for that

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  12. Yao Ming isn't "lanky," he's nice and sturdy. And yummy. :)

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  13. rodman was my first thought, too.

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  14. yao is the last person this could be.

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