Courtney Love & Lily Allen Get Into A Twitter Fight
Honestly, I think Courtney Love and Lily Allen (the photo above is from two years ago) got into a Twitter fight, but it is really hard to tell. I mean this is Courtney Love we are talking about. For kicks last night I was reading her UK Twitter page which she is using while in London. In one hour she sent out almost 60 messages. That doesn't seem that daunting until you figure that it is Courtney Love and she is probably smoking, drinking, yelling, talking on the phone and talking dirty to John Mayer.
As near as I can figure out, Courtney was talking about hate f**king John Mayer and then switched gears and said the following:
so i reserve my bile ( dont worry shell slag me off cos we got into a BIG fight) for someone who NOONE i know likes calls herself"relevant"
i mean ive been nice as pie to this one, endured countless attacks and said nothing refers to self as "relevant" about every t10 minutes
im not lowering myself to name her but she vibed me and i was having so much fun and hiss meow so i confronted her " what IS yr problem"
So, first of all I don't think Courtney could lower herself any further. Just saying. Second of all she always names names. Finally, how would you like to be at an event somewhere and have Courtney Love come walking up to you and getting in your face and asking, "What is your problem?" You know she would do it too.
"why did ou say that about me" she screamed hissing, hh? i conplimeted her ashion powers, "what?say what" then ensueing, then i cant get it
i know most peoplein rock an dmusic in london and i dont know one human being that likes this person i jjust dont get it,
shes on a diet of haterade and cathiss and self loathing, it was ugly, she was obv jelaous of what? so insecure its catchy, i just dont gtit
I can't decide if cathiss is cat piss or her attempt at catharsis. At this point we still don't know who it is that Courtney is hating on and this all would have gone away. She meanders over to other topics and gets more loopy and didn't come back to this subject until this:
@lilyroseallen dear i was told by my pr you had a ;ock on chanel couture this coulve been nonsense, its a compliment if true, no need .
@lilyroseallen i think i know the actual reality, if you did NOT have a lock wich i think is the mpore probable i was told nonsense. so end
@lilyroseallen i simply tweeeted that id like it if yoiu shared there was a dress i liked but i doubt its a fact it was actually a complimen
Well that did it. You confronted Courtney Love so you get some back in return.
pretty darn rich coming from someone who starts nonseical fights withg people out of insecure jealousy on a weekly basis
Courtney does make a good point. Lily Allen does have these fights frequently.
at least when ive started fights with people its because they 1 fuck w my kid or 2 ffuck w my $ 3 fuck w my clothes/ideas. not just DADA
no further comment , haterade is not my drink, i dont like jealousy , vindcitiveness, stalkers, selfishness and dishonesty, thats just me!
She does however excel at making deaths look like suicide.
I'm confused. I didn't understand anyone's tweetings or what the hell they were saying.
ReplyDeleteI can't read Courtney's crap. It makes my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteAnd Courtney darling? No one is jealous of you anymore. Trust.
I'm with Christine. I'll be glad when Twitter goes the way of MySpace. I just don't give a crap about anyone's hourly thoughts. Not even Daniel Craig.
ReplyDeleteUnless his thoughts are of me...
Reading her tweets made me think, is this what taking acid feels like?
ReplyDeleteshe's been writing in it since before she was in the UK.
ReplyDeleteLove the zinger at the end...
ReplyDeleteYeah Enty, MEOWWW that zinger at the end was 9.9 on the Olympic scale of Zingers lol
ReplyDelete"She does however excel at making deaths look like suicide" wow!! WTF! XD
ReplyDeletehonorable zinger mention: 'I can't decide if cathiss is cat piss...'
ReplyDeleteOh SNAP with that last sentence, Enty!
ReplyDeleteWow. I gave myself a break from this site for a week or so and I come back to this. A story about a twitter fight that may or may not have happened. So you just took Courteny's tweets and built a little story (badly) around them. What about Lily's tweets? If it's a twitter fight wouldn't Lily be tweeting back? But she didn't, and she hasn't, which you can see if you look at her twitter page.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention how hard this is to read with no quotes around courteny's tweets, making it difficult to discern between your comments and her tweets.
I think this whole post was concocted just so that you could make that last comment about her killing Kurt Cobain, which isn't even a new or creative shot at her.
I have been watching and even disagreeing with the comments about what has been going on with this site, and now I can say for sure that this is not the same website I fell in love with three years ago. The stories are boring, not creative, not even a good kind of snarky anymore. I can get the info I get here pretty much anywhere, but it was the writing and the general feel of the site that I always came back for - those qualities are gone. It makes me sad, but it's not my site so what can I do but put my opinion out there and not come back here.
Bye, everyone, it was nice while it lasted, and I will miss reading some of your comments - the readers here rock, that hasn't changed one bit!
Buh-bye now! *royal wave*
ReplyDeleteI think you are putting WAY to much thought into this. If you have that much time on your hands....get a hobby.
ReplyDeletepsst enty.." " next time, hard to read...but not worth LEAVING FOREVER in a grand Gone with the Wind style like Ballyhoo..lol.
ReplyDelete@Desiree
ReplyDeleteGossip IS a hobby.
Twitter needs spellcheck, but I wonder what it would suggest for words like cathiss, haterade and vindcitiveness?
ReplyDeleteoddly, cathiss was one of the few things I thought she might have meant exactly as it was (I read it as cat hiss but who can possibly tell)
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ReplyDeleteWhat a lot of wind to say goodbye. Well said, Harriet :)
ReplyDeleteI'm confused... Is this all Courtney or is Lily in there somewhere?
ReplyDeleteI'm honestly not sure that I understood a good chunk of that post, but the end made it allll worth it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I know it's wrong, but that made me smile. I'm totally going to hell.
At least she didn't spell jealousy as jellisy.
ReplyDeleteI could understand the complaining if Enty was charging money to read his site, but otherwise, I don't get it. Oh well. Man, if you start taking gossip this seriously, you might need a break.
ReplyDeleteHere goes: I think that what Courtney was referring to was that she had heard that Lily had a lock on Chanel couture sale. Chanel is selling off some dresses that Coco herself had designed, in order to make some room.
ReplyDeleteIt disturbs me that not only can I know read "Courtney", but that I even have an inking what she was referencing. Clearly, I'm unemployed.
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ReplyDeleteThat should've read "...It disturbs me that I can not only read "Courtney"..."
ReplyDeleteSaoirse (not actually Jason; Just signed in on another computer)
Lily Allen is an entitled poseur who makes out she is more urban and street than she actually is. Fraudsters who are insecure become aggressive thru their fear of being outed as a fraud. This fear is what also makes them habitual liars, as well as their need to perpetuate the public illusion. Keith's daughter is all pretend street cred and not that much musical talent, if she's jealous of Courtney Love, it's because Kurt's widow has genuine notoriety and real rock star credentials. I'll have Courtney in a fight over Lily any day
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