Charlize & Stuart Are Done
Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were one of those Hollywood couples that I thought would last forever. Heck, they did last nine years which is like 465 regular years. Tabloids have been trying to get a comment from any kind of spokesperson or maid or a friend of a friend of a friend who saw them at 31 Flavors, but still, no word. Charlize has been going out solo and has not been wearing the ring Stuart gave her and which she has always said that she leaves on 24 hours a day.
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF SHE'S THE A LIST ACTRESS WHO IS GAY....SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, BUT THIS IS JUST A WEIRD FEEING I'VE HAD FOR A WHILE...
ReplyDeleteSo have I, Shazzzba but one of a previous BI not last Friday's.
ReplyDeleteOn a more positive note, does this mean Stuart is now available? Perhaps he'd be interested in a plump, middle-aged redhead? You know...for a change?
ReplyDeleteShazzzba, you have no intention of getting a new keyboard, do you? you can get one relatively cheap these days.
ReplyDeleteI could see Charlize being a lesbo.
Now's my big chance! Call me, babe.
ReplyDeleteYes Shazzba, you DID promise that some time ago...
ReplyDeletei think shazzba is gay fish in disguise.
ReplyDeleteso does this mean there are two more hots on the market? yay for single people!
IT'S A LAPTOP...BUT YEAH I'M GETTING TO LIKE IT...SHORT PERSON THING I THINK...
ReplyDeleteAND THIS MAC STAYS TILL IT TOTALLY DIES....
I agree with the comments...I always feel this liberating lesbian vibe from her. I mean even though I like men, you wouldn't kick her out of the bed. Maybe she's bisexual
ReplyDeleteGasp!
ReplyDelete@shazzzba, I don't think I'd recognize you without the caps lock key on. It's become your signature.:)
ReplyDelete@shazzzba - Ditto to what "not on my dollar" said. Caps are totally you!
ReplyDeleteUnlike others who do caps, I don't read yours like you're yelling. Probably because I know the reason you can't do lower case.
LOL @ the short person thing...
THANKS SO MUCH...
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind item a couple of years ago about the guy that goes downstairs at a hotel to pick up a chick, but the chick is not for him, it is for the girl he is with? I think we all though that was Stuart and Charlize.
ReplyDeleteShe is so beautiful. Those perfume ads are like art. I hope they are both happy(er).
ReplyDeleteoh, and I agree, shazzzba should keep the caps.
ReplyDeletejamies girl - yeah, i always think of that blind when i see them together!
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