Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Brooke & Charlie Reunite - Kiss & Hug


After a Judge ruled that Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller could start living together again, the couple briefly reunited in the basement of the courthouse and were planning on flying back to Los Angeles together last night.

Brooke's lawyer was a veritable chatterbox after the hearing and kept saying repeatedly that Brooke wanted this to be a private matter and that when she made the 911 calls on Christmas morning she didn't realize all the "legal complications." He did say that she stands behind everything she said in the call and to the police. Of course she does. If she didn't, then she would be on the hook for filing a false police report.

I guess I didn't pay attention to all of the threats Charlie made that morning because some of the quotes I had not previously read. While other families were opening presents from Santa and listening to Christmas music, Charlie had Brooke pinned to the bed for an hour and whispered sweet nothings like "you better be in fear." Not exactly sugar plum fairies huh? Another cheerful quote was "I know people who know how to get the job done and they won't leave any trace." I don't think he was talking about people to assemble the Christmas toys. In the four minute 911 call, Brooke says she thought she was going to die for an hour and that it happened before and that Charlie broke her glasses in front of her and was just a jolly overall kind of guy. Charlie didn't enter a plea, but the prick is due back in court on March 12.


15 comments:

  1. She is a fool to take him back.

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  2. Let's remember that these are coming from her mouth, OK? Nothing has been proven in court. She's not exactly an angel, nor is he. But it's hard when both sides are barely believable.

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  3. P.S. I think they are both codependent and should stay MILES from each other! :-/

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  4. The guy needs to be locked up and has done for ages. So does she, for that matter. Blech.

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  5. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Very dysfunctional family. The kids will suffer for having parents like these.

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  6. She may not be trustworthy, but it's not hard to believe that Charlie is scary and dangerous.

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  7. Did anyone see the picture of her outside court from yesterday (I think on E!) - her face looks totally different and puffy. Lack of drugs, perhaps?

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  8. If Kobe Bryant can get away with rape in the state of Colorado, Charlie Sheen will probably easily get off scot-free too.

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  9. I live in Colorado. Of course he'll get off. It's Aspen for chrissake. We can't put people in jail who visit Aspen.

    Also, it makes me sick that these people have children.

    They are completely co-dependent on each other. I hope someone is starting the trust fund for the twins' rehab and therapy stints now.

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  10. so charlie's a jerk. that's not news. what's HER excuse? she's going home with him, and i assume with their 2 children.

    there's definitely something wrong with this picture, but it sure isn't all charlie.

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  11. I know a couple like this, it's sad that we can't do anything about it. We've tried...they're so fucked in the head for each other...I fear for their future.

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  12. I met him outside the Rainbow many, many years ago with Ben Gazzari. I was like 14 years old and even then I knew in my heart, as I shock his hand, that he was a bad guy.

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  13. This is NOT going to end well.

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  14. Those twins will make some drug dealers a lot of money in 20 years.

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  15. Run away, Brooke, run far, far away.

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