Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels have just finished recording a new duet. Bret is 46 and probably is in the top ten man ho's of all time. I'm guessing that sometimes Bret just thinks about not even getting dressed in the morning because he is going to be attacked by a bunch of women in their 40's who think Shauna Sands is their hero. Anyway, enough about that. It turns out that Bret and Miley decided to record a duet together. I was thinking it was going to be some kind of Poison song redone. It isn't, but Miley is going to record Every Rose Has It's Thorn. Should sound great.
Did I ever tell you the time I saw Poison and Slayer is concert and what happened after? Lets just say the guys from Slayer didn't like the guys from Poison very much. But, I digress. In the song, Bret and Miley sing to each other lines like "Tonight in the darkness there's nothing to lose/We both know better than this, still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed." Feel free to throw up now. If this were to actually happen Bret would go to jail since Miley is just 17. If you want to listen to the song or just are trying to really suffer today, then listen to the clip below.
Um yeah. I didn't throw up, but I surely gagged. So inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteEeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteShe's singing backup for him... that was truly disgusting. Now I have that image in my mind so I need to go scrub my eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteWow. I just don't know what to say. The song wasn't horrid. And, I really don't think it's that inappropriate. I'm no singer by any means, but I think they have similar voice tones. Bret and Billy Ray are probably friends... Bret is a smart fellow and he is not going to try anything with Miley (even if she wanted to, I honestly don't think he would)...But not knowing him personally how would I know right?
ReplyDeleteI am a total closet rocker so I haver a soft spot in my heart for all 80's hair bands, and certainly Poison was up there!!
What I want to hear is the butcher job Cyrus is going to do with Every Rose.. Urgh. It's a classic and sould only be sung by Bret, considering it is a really personal song to him....
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteLet me be the first to suggest a "when will she do Playboy" pool.
ReplyDeleteI say 6 months after she turns 18.
Anyone else?
Wow. That was age inappropriate. I wish Miley's parents had the decency to be ashamed. But I wouldn't call that a duet. She was just singing backup.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that she said something about them having so much fun in the studio together (and I can see they're together in the picture but that could have been taken anywhere), but this sounds to me like Bret Michaels recorded it, sent the recording to Miley's people who then had her sing over it. There is no chemistry between the voices and some of the harmonies and fills don't even make sense! And the song itself is BAD! It makes "Life Goes On" (From Poison album "Flesh & Blood") sound like it was written by Leonard Cohen.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the whole undressing a teenager thing. I have a feeling that Bret Michaels (and you know I used to love this man) will stick his dick in pretty much any skank that'll look at him (Crazy Lacey, anyone?), and we all know Miley ain't no virgin (which, really, is nothing weird for a 17 year old). But still. A song about it?
LOL at Merlin D. Bear. I'm in for the pool! I'll see you your six months after her 18th birthday and raise you to three months after it.
ReplyDeleteEnty, you went to a Slayer concert? Spill!!
ReplyDeleteYuck Yuck Yuck! The picture is just gross too. The fingers...pointing at Miley...accckkk, my eyes!
ReplyDeletebad idea.
ReplyDeleteI think she'll do the usual publicity-seeking "I would never do Playboy!" denial as soon as she turns 18, then go ahead and do it anyway about a year later. Because she's "growing as a person and feeling more comfortable with her body and artistic expression, blah blah blah."
ReplyDeleteBret - did you find you Rock of Love?
ReplyDeleteGross. And I say she does Playboy on her 21st birthday, right after she gets the tramp stamp.
What is a tramp stamp?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say 19 for Playboy.
A lower back tattoo (often of a kanji or a butterfly) is referred to as a "tramp stamp".
ReplyDeleteI just heard of an old friend of mine who apparently has the word "curious" tattoed right there above her ass. That just SCREAMS class.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they leave classic music alone.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think the song was that bad until it did get to the lyrics of question and then my gut reaction was eww, now pedo's have a theme song.
ReplyDeleteOn an aside, my youngest sister took the words from Wedding Crashers about the tramp stamp literal. She got a bullseye tatooed there for her 18th birthday.
I say she does Playboy a MONTH after her 18th birthday because she wants to be seen as a serious adult actress instead of a child. Oh and the Playboy pictures will be "tasteful" (hands over breast or cooch).
ReplyDeleteThe SECOND time she does Playboy she'll be completely nude.
Right now she's just a classless little skank in training.
@RocketQueen - I like your avatar. LOL!
ReplyDeleteMiley making another interesting choice....Why is anyone still dueting or collaborating with Bret Michaels? I don't get it.
Everytime I think of Poison, I remember my friend telling me about her ex in college that went to a Poison concert and brought her back a pair of panties that said "Poison Parties Here" on the crotch. Nice.
I'm in the camp that thinks Miley can sing but this is clearly an incredibly tacky idea, song quality aside.
ReplyDeleteMy God, I hate her voice.
ReplyDeletePut me down for Skankarella doing Playboy at 19 too.
ReplyDeleteChucky-Baby..that's awful!
Last week I saw the saddest tramp stamp online: a chick had the words "My name is Kelly" tatoo'd above her behind, and below her neck (upside down) so that the guy could read it whichever way he was having her. I'm guessing in her slutty ways she'd discovered men couldn't remember her name.