The question in the headline was answered to the satisfaction of one Italian journalist. While David Beckham was answering questions from reporters, one reporter decided to go ahead and just go for a grope rather than ask a question. Elena Di Cioccio snapped on a pair of rubber gloves and then reached out for Beckham's balls. Yep. She did. She wanted to know if he was lying in all of those Armani ads of his. What did she discover? Well, after she grabbed him, security led him away but did nothing to the journalist.
Elena told Italia 1 that Beckham is small and that she can't believe she actually grabbed his balls. Now, to be fair to David, ball grabbing is not really an indication of peen size. That being said if you believe that he is all natural in those Armani ads then you also believe that Victoria Beckham is 100% natural. Plus, it could have been cold. You have to think about the shrinkage.
My only response can be that nothing anyone says can ruin my fantasies.
ReplyDeleteI just flashed to that scene from Crocadile Dundee where he grabs the Trannys crotch. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know if that had been a male journalist and a female celebrity, the journalist would probably be facing charges and the wrath of the commenters here. Interesting that.
ReplyDeletePoor David's unit has no doubt been worn away on Victoria's bony pelvis.
ReplyDelete@looserdude....wow, yeah, I kinda have to agree.
ReplyDeleteThat woman isn't funny and she's totally out of line. Not cool at all, she should be fired.
ReplyDeleteThis post must have been written by a man, because only a man would think about the shrinkage.
ReplyDelete(Sorry. Couldn't help it.)
I feel sorry for him. He seems like a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteIf a man would have tried that on a woman, he'd be in jail.
THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYONE TO GRAB A STRANGER OR A FRIEND IN THAT MANNER....WHAT AN INTRUSION...SHE'S A REALLY SICK PUPPY..
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say, Big Mama, the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
ReplyDeleteWow .. talk about .. well .. having some balls. That chick is really lucky she isn't in jail on some assault charge. How violating.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were recently emptied.
ReplyDeleteshe told the magazine she can't believe she actually grabbed his balls? RIGHT. She just happens to always carry rubber gloves with her to snap on at an instant's notice
ReplyDeleteThat is totally disgusting behavior. Doesn't matter if it's a man, woman or child that gets groped, no one should have to live it, yes, even if they're celebrities.
ReplyDeleteI had that done to me (well, related to this story, the roles are reversed, he was the one who tried to grab my breasts and tried to force my hand on his groin).
I know he's a tough guy and he probably won't be pressing any charges. I just put myself in his shoes, and in the situation I lived through.
People should have the right to not have to feel other people's hands on what ever part of their body. I'd feel justified for kicking that bitch in the groin.
"You have to think about shrinkage"
ReplyDeleteI know George Costanza I know.
Anyway if a man grabbed a female celebrity's boob or crotch they would be thrown up under a jail.
Elaine: It shrinks?
ReplyDeleteJerry: Like a frightened turtle!!!!
I'm not trying to make excuses, and I do agree that this is pretty inappropriate, however, this happened in Europe. Italy to be precise. And you know, they're not nearly as hung up on these things are we are. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful thing - how can that be considered appropriate anywhere?
ReplyDeleteI agree with all the negative comments. That female reporter should be fired and have charges pressed against her. I'm sure that being a celebrity of that magnitude is very difficult on a day to day basis.
ReplyDeleteYou never know what crazed lunatics will do if they see you in public. Being groped by a reporter is not okay and I'm sure he is infuriated. NObody deserves this.
I feel sorry for him and for Victoria.
i can understand everyone's negative comments.
ReplyDeletebut i'll admit. i thought it was HILARIOUS when i read this this morning. (and still kinda do.)
you guys took care of that, however. ;) i get it, i get it and i do feel for him, it must suck to live that way and have to deal with carazies!
that said, when celebs go around all over tv and magazines talking about such intimate topics such as this, i think it gives the public this idea that they are closer to the celeb, and the lines that this reporter crossed get blurred.
okay, judge away!
Um, that's not right.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't right, she should face assault charges. Can you imagine the outrage if a male reporter had checked Victoria's breasts to see if they're real?
ReplyDeleteThat being said, he's probably a grower not a shower.
(And if true about his size, Armani needs to be sued for false advertising. Just sayin')
I don't want anyone grabbing my junk; not unless they really mean it. Strangely, that never happens to me. And I hate to sound like a sexist but it really is different if a woman grabs a man rather than vice versa. It may be rude but it's not the same level of threat as when a man grabs a woman.
ReplyDeleteI guess they feel like men like to be grabbed, or something. At any rate, I don't believe her, even Posh says it's as big as the exhaust on a tractor (which seems like an odd comparison for Posh to make, but there it is).
ReplyDeleteThat is DISGUSTING!
ReplyDeleteImagine standing in front of some people, answering questions and then suddenly somebody grabs you intimate parts. Brrrrr
Even if he put a sock, potato or water-melon there, that does not give you the right to do that!
@Alison, I'm in the UK and I'd be appalled if someone did that here and then went on tv boasting about it. Italian or not, it's not right or funny or appropriate and I say that as a non-fan of Becks.
ReplyDeleteThat's sexual assault. And it's not funny.
ReplyDeleteFirst off that is totally over the line and she is lucky she hasn't been charged with sex assault. Kind of reminds me of when some woman grabbed Tim McGraw while he was on stage and his wife really chewed out the woman that did it. Anyway, with David's high pitched cartoon voice, I would be surprised if he was built like a tractor exhaust pipe unless she was referring to a little toy tractor.
ReplyDeleteMerlin - Why is Armani guilty of false advertising? They are selling underwear, not Beck's naughty bits.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Empyrios!
ReplyDeleteOne of my all-time favorite lines from the shrinkage episode is:
ReplyDeleteElaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
We've reached a new low when it's not a freak crazy fan that somehow gets close enough to a celebrity to make such a move -- it's a credentialed reporter who is allowed such access because of the credentials.
ReplyDeletesexual assault is not funny and acceptance of it at any level should not be tolerated. I hope it raises a massive furore and this rapist goes down for this
ReplyDeleteDidn't Isaac Mizrahi grope Scarlet Johanssen(sp?) a few years back at some awards show? It's not right in either situation IMO.
ReplyDeleteIt's not right, but it's Italian TV for you! That clip is hilarious when you watch it though. Totally inappropriate, but in context to a jokey TV show, it worked
ReplyDeleteThat woman is a pig. This was a disgusting thing to do. Would people laugh if a man walked up to a woman he did not know and started fingering her through her clothing?
ReplyDeleteThere is a thing called humour and this bit didn't contain any.