Tila Tequila Wants To Adopt Casey's Baby

Apparently Tila Tequila is able to manufacture tears at will. She put them to good use in an interview with Extra. No, she wasn't crying because she realized that her fame is about to expire but rather because she says that she is being deprived of Casey Johnson's daughter. Tila says that Casey's last wish was that Tila and Casey raise Ava together. Since Casey isn't around anymore, Tila assumes that she should still be in the running to be Ava's new mom and says she will file papers attempting to get custody of the child.

I know Tila just says stuff to get attention, but the idea that a judge would give her custody of even a goldfish is insane. No, what is actually insane is that there is nothing stopping her from getting pregnant and actually having children. Can you imagine Tila as a parent? Courtney Love would have a better chance of getting custody of Ava. I can't even imagine the horror that child would face as Tila's daughter.