Last week I think I told you how Snooki gets paid the most per appearance of any Jersey Shore cast member. It didn't use to be that way. Until Snooki got punched she actually was paid the least of any cast member. Now though the offers are rolling in and include the possibility of her getting her own Rock Of Love type show. In an interview with US Weekly, Snooki said, "Definitely there is no set thing, but it has been talked about. I got offers from VH1 and other reality networks."
She couldn't be any worse at it then every other host they have had. Plus abandoning your Jersey Shore cast for your own show will bump up her weekly pay substantially. When asked what kind of guy she wants she said the usual blather, but said her ideal guy is Paul Walker. When told he has a girlfriend she said, "I don't care! It doesn't matter. I will take him away. I will do the robbery."
I think she was joking. Who knows. I still like her. For now.
Now a word about the company that is featured around Snooki's neck. They suck.
snooki really is growing on me, kind of like a fungus. but she's more fun. her upper lip still totally grosses me out though.
ReplyDeleteI saw the show for the first time this weekend during some sort of Jersey Shore marathon and it was HILARIOUS, love Snooki for NOW of course but she should definitely milk her 15 minutes, I mean everybody else does.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Paul Walker's career? I think he is so cute.
ReplyDeleteenty, they do suck. if you have gold to sell,take it as local as possible to get the most for your $. the farther it travels, the less you get.
ReplyDelete<--- loves snickers :)
ReplyDeleteI've got a soft spot for Snickers too.
ReplyDeleteUGGGHHHH. Bleeeeccchhh.
ReplyDeleteThat disgusting little turd is gonna look worn slam out in a few years.
JS has gotta be the most class-less shit on TV right now. And that's kinda hard to do, these days...
..but hey, to each our own, right?!
ReplyDeleteI must admit I also watch when I happen to catch it on...simply cannot tear my eyeballs away for the BS they go through and the awful way they all act.
I'm happy to say I've never watched the show and am making every attempt possible to keep it that way.
ReplyDeleteI gotta admit, Paul Walker's pretty damn cute. But Snooki, don't try and steal him, you might get punched again...
@ sporky Ha!!
ReplyDeleteI think a reality dating show with her would be hilarious!! As long as its on Vh1 I am game. I love their format. She can give all the perspective suitors code names like
Smoots
Teets
Scarface
Jackie the Lackey
Willie Potatoes
Cockeyed Louie
Rocky
The Stick
Joey the Clown
The Enforcer
The Butcher
That would be AWESOME.
oh and dont let me forget
ReplyDeletetony banana's!
Or a goombah like that arrogant "Jimmy D" on Millionaire Matchmaker always referring to himself in third person.
ReplyDeleteselena - that episode was priceless! Though I couldn't blame him for dumping the Scientology broad...
ReplyDelete@Sporky--me neither!
ReplyDeleteShe was on him like white on rice from the very first second, then she made HIM look like the lesser of two evils.
The Bravo reality shows have me 100% hooked this winter. I LOVE Tabatha's Salon Takeover and Launch My Line.
I'm with ballyhoo - her lips creep me right out. They're self-curling.
ReplyDeleteshe is disgusting. I grew up surrounded by people like her- why is she famous?
ReplyDeleteI still have not seen one whole episode of Jersey shore...oddly as I watch a lot of really crappy shows.
ReplyDeleteLike Conan said the other night...he's getting fired from his show while this one and The Situation will continue to grace our screens. ha.
i saw my first episode this weekend, and i usually hate reality tv but this was just... i mean, snickers is so funny. i love the scene with the duck phone, it makes me laught just thinking about it. I had been drinking prior to watching it though so that might have mattered
ReplyDelete"I will do the robbery." That tiny bitch is funny.
ReplyDeletei fucking love this crazy broad. the show is horrid and i'm sure Pauly D is a Gotti...but she makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Noooooo!!! She's a fucking Oompa Loompa!!
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ReplyDeletelove the way she eats pickles...
ReplyDeletelove her period.
ReplyDeletenot her actual . nasties
You wanna touch my poof?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.entertonement.com/clips/zwmmvrgmfc--4
I've not watched the show, but for some reason I love Snookie. Maybe because she's so tiny and that big guy punching her in the face brought out the mother instinct in me. I also saw her, 'The Situation' and that other guy on 'Chelsea Lately' and I really like them. They weren't obnoxious or arrogant and were actually more down-to-earth and funny than I thought. Any guys who make it a thing to do their own laundry are okay in my book, LOL.
ReplyDeleteI just heard on a local radio station that she canceled an interview with them today because she had a tanning appointment. Hey, at least she didn't claim it was mercury poisoning! I also think she is amusing now, but I think she will get really annoying in the future.
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