Snooki With Her Own Show - Will Steal Paul Walker From Any Woman

Last week I think I told you how Snooki gets paid the most per appearance of any Jersey Shore cast member. It didn't use to be that way. Until Snooki got punched she actually was paid the least of any cast member. Now though the offers are rolling in and include the possibility of her getting her own Rock Of Love type show. In an interview with US Weekly, Snooki said, "Definitely there is no set thing, but it has been talked about. I got offers from VH1 and other reality networks."

She couldn't be any worse at it then every other host they have had. Plus abandoning your Jersey Shore cast for your own show will bump up her weekly pay substantially. When asked what kind of guy she wants she said the usual blather, but said her ideal guy is Paul Walker. When told he has a girlfriend she said, "I don't care! It doesn't matter. I will take him away. I will do the robbery."

I think she was joking. Who knows. I still like her. For now.

Now a word about the company that is featured around Snooki's neck. They suck.