Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Scientologists In Haiti - Pictures And Activities

Do you want to know what all those Scientology "Ministers" are doing on the ground in Haiti? Well, I am about to tell you.

Injured Haitians line up to get healed. Unfortunately I don't think the Haitian definition of healing their injuries is quite the same as the Scientologist version of healing.

The "church" members are using a process called assist. What that means is they are touching the patient and with that touch the patient is supposed to get better. I know, I know you are thinking the same as me. If you ever break a leg or have an injury just find Tom Cruise and let him touch you. With his level he might be able to just look at you and heal you. I also guess it doesn't work to make you taller. Just saying.
A volunteer named Silvie told Agent France Presse that because of the healing, "a 22-year-old student Oscar Elweels, whose right leg had been amputated below the right knee, now had feeling in his left leg - which was severely bruised and swollen." Is there some reason why he wouldn't have feeling in the left leg? How does touching him help with that?Let her explain.

"One hour ago he had no sensation in his left leg, so I explained the method to him, I touched him and after a while he said 'now I feel everything.' Otherwise they might have had to amputate his other leg."

A real doctor had this to say.

"I didn't know touching could heal gangrene." Well apparently it can and I don't know why we didn't think to send Scientologists everywhere. Just let them touch you and you will be healed. It is amazing.

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