Random Photos Part One
Two parts today, although Jessica Simpson probably deserves a top spot. Why? She went to a movie premiere she isn't even in and has basically stolen every headline with her "new look." To me her new look was probably the result of it being kind of chilly last night with some rain and she wanted to stay warm. But to the rest of the world it was "new." So what they are saying is that since she has covered her breasts this is a "new" look. Papa Joe must not have been around last night so she could get away with hiding them.
Want to watch the Jersey Shore cast cook? Well they could eat pickles. They are going to be on Rachael Ray. So is Kristen Bell although not on the same day.
Kristin Chenoweth and the sexual innuendo picture of the day.
Nothing brings a couple closer than shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond together. It also lets the man know his say in all matters of decoration is over and that he can either throw everything away or move it to a man cave.
Keri Russell kind of blends in with the poster.
Right back at you Keanu.
Kendra Wilkinson's baby.
$25 lollipop anyone? Seriously that is how much they cost. The stick is crystal or something.
Mireille Enos and Alan Ruck who is sporting the typical Kevin James premiere hat.
One year ago the octuplets were born. Now, Nadya Suleman is making a few bucks by getting airbrushed in a bikini. Notice the bottom left story about Rihanna and her new boyfriend. Does anyone have this issue? What kind of court records do they have showing he is violent?
The Prince shaved off his beard. The Princess looks really good here.
For some reason I neglected to post Rose Byrne in all the Golden Globes photos so here she is from last night.
That belt around Sarah Jessica Parker is so damn tight. She has no waist even with that sweater on.
Toby Kebbell and Rhys Ifans having some fun.
Nothing like a cigarette kiss. Even if it is Uma Thurman you kind of have to say ewww.
JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS AWFUL...THE JACKET SHOULD HAVE BEEN LONGER AND ALL THE BLACK PIECES WERE DIFFERENT BLACKS....JUST AWFUL...CAMEL TOE...YUK
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't care to see Kendra Wilkinson's baby. She's one of the most useless "celebrities" in my opinion, made famous for fucking Hefner in a polygamous relationship? Seriously? Do.Not.Care.
ReplyDeleteI just saw Rose Byrne for the first time in "Just Buried" last weekend. I've decided she's cute and likable - reminds me of Leighton Meester, looks-wise.
I like Keri Russell's shoes, Rose Byrne's dress, Kendra Wilkerson's baby's outfit and from what I can see Uma's boyfriend is very attractive.
ReplyDeleteFrom Christopher Atkins' Facebook page: Too trusting. I've been conversing with Keri Russel on facebook and I met her last night at the premiere of Extreme Measures, she has no idea what a facebook is. Here I'm talking to someone who is telling me how great it was to work with Harrison Ford, Brenden Frasier and she loves her kids and NY etc. It's some person pretending to be her. That's really kinda creepy and sad. I bought it.
ReplyDeleteI thought Rhiana was dating that guy from the Dodgers? I'm not sure, I don't keep tabs on the girl, and I don't have the article, Enty.
ReplyDeleteAlso, every time I see Nadya Suleman, my blood begins to boil.
Kristin Chenoweth frightens me.
ReplyDeleteOnly Jessica Simpson could wear a see-through top and look comparatively 'covered up'. Shame she forgot to put a skirt on though, I bet she'll feel a prize fool tomorrow! hoho
ReplyDeleteKeri Russell would blend into a beige wall. She's all kinds of 'meh'.
Eww Uma'n'bloke. Get a room.
You need to have more Rhys Ivans in your photos, always loved looking at that guy... I don't know why, I usually like bigger men (like Enty, of course) but he's a nice breath of welsh air ;)
ReplyDeleteI wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
ReplyDeleteWow, you can see how tiny Snooki is when she's dwarfed by frickin' K.Bell!
ReplyDeleteI was so disgusted when Uma admitted she didn't stop smoking or drinking while she was pregnant.
Mireille Enos was amazing on Big Love.
ReplyDelete@ Harriet- I was coming on to say the same thing! She's talented and whatnot, but she's looking scarier by the minute.
ReplyDeleteAlso, how much plastic surgery has Kim Kardashian had on her face? She's looking scarier also...
Please please someone assure me this jersey shore thing will go away soon. And hopefully they will take that bad boob job with them!
ReplyDeleteOh, bad Uma. At least don't drink when you are pregnant.
ReplyDeleteNadya Suleman didn't have any plastic surgery to get her stomach that flat after octuplets.
ReplyDeleteUh huh. Yeah.
And my hair is really blonde.
is it me or does Kim always get raccoon eyes? her makeup is way too white under her eyes & doesnt match her skin tone at all
ReplyDeleteThe family that wears Uggs together stays together..
ReplyDeleteNadya Suleman is doing a disservice to any mother of multiples who has loose skin. There is no way she got that stomach with no tummy tuck.
@ LottaColada,
ReplyDeleteIt's not you. She applies her makeup with a trowel :-)
octomom swears she got skinny with diet and exercise---no surgery. bullshit! you don't have 8 babies in your belly and even think it will ever be flat again without surgery. not going to happen.
ReplyDeletei love that picture of uma, cigarette and all.
What RocketQueen said, only extend it as well to other useless "celebs" famous for stupid or no reason, like Kendra. Such as the Kardashians, the Jersey Shore trash, and Octomom.
ReplyDeleteThe latter of whom makes me want to puke. We've all seen the grotesque pictures of her when she was pregnant with the octuplets, and how horrific the stretch marks and excess skin on her belly was- no surgery or other procedures my ASS.
Besides, why would/should anyone read about and give a crap about her? She's a nobody and a leech on society. Her only claim to fame is being batshit insane and intentionally bringing more children into this world than she can possibly legitimately care for (say what you will about the Duggars, but at least they can afford all of their children without relying on handouts). It's disgusting and reprehensible that Star would put her on a cover. Not that Star is a beacon of honest, integrity-laden journalism, but you get the point.
I agree, Nancer, I think that is a delightful picture!!!
ReplyDeleteEnty, re SJP: She does have a waist -a tiny one; "waist" does not describe the width of a person's midsection, but the narrowness of it in relation to what is above and below.
ReplyDelete@sassyfrassy. And the family that wears Crocs together... shouldn't leave the house.
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ReplyDeleteThat Jersey Shore boob job -- why would anyone show that off? It's the Tori Spelling there's-an-entire-palm's-width-between-my-breasts cleavage.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling Jessica S. is going to start morphing into some indie-rock chick now that she's dating Billy Corgan.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about Kendra the Shark's kid, either.
And why the eff are the tabloids still giving Octomom press? Ugh.
Keri Russel's shoes are so freakin' fab.
ReplyDeletei think jessica looks great. i hope she gets some edge. after she tweeted about seeing old man ball sack at the gym, she can wear anything lol.
ReplyDeleteI ♥ Keri Russell and think that she is beautiful. I was watching Married with Children last night and she was on it, dating Bud. Man, she has a lot of hair!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with Uma's chest? It looks huge! Am I missing something?