Kate McGarrigle - RIP
When you really really take a close look at Ashley Judd. I mean really blow up the picture and take a look you can tell that she is just not the kind of person to ever smile.
I don't know how I missed this dress yesterday. It grabs your boobs for you.
Alicia Silverstone and the always looking like he is stoned out of his mind, James Franco.
I know you might hate me for this but for a second I really thought Cate Blanchett looked like Courtney Love.
I have to put Clive Owen in the top 10 best looking guys.
I have always wanted to know. Do you think Claudia Schiffer's hair is real?
Catherine Zeta Jones outside Letterman last night.
Ivana Trump posing on Celebrity Big Brother. She looks good for 60.
Johnny Depp is the most stylish man in the world. So, if you get this and Sexiest Man alive what is the Triple Crown?
John Mayer - London
Katharine McPhee talks about all her body issues in the magazine and still allows herself to be photoshopped for the cover. How can you talk about one thing inside and say to women be proud of your body and then let yourself be airbrushed on the cover of the magazine that airbrushes the most?
Leo & Bar at a Lakers game.
Lorenzo Lamas at a movie premiere.
Meanwhile Shauna Sand was being all kinds of classy.
Speaking of classy. Mischa Barton playing a hooker on SVU.
I'm no dog expert, but I'm guessing that dogs really are not dashboard ornaments. Just saying.
An appearance by Paula Abdul celebrating the fact she has learned to count to ten.
Pamela Bach standing upright at an event. Must not have a bar at it.
Prince William off to a hot box.
And then satisfying those munchies after. The band seems to be pissed no one is watching them.
Pete Doherty - Paris
Pete Wentz could stand to gain a few pounds.
Sharon Stone's face actually made an expression. Kind of. This is her sad look.
Taylor Momsen and her younger sister.
Victoria Beckham actually looks good here.
When you really really take a close look at Ashley Judd. I mean really blow up the picture and take a look you can tell that she is just not the kind of person to ever smile.
I don't know how I missed this dress yesterday. It grabs your boobs for you.
Alicia Silverstone and the always looking like he is stoned out of his mind, James Franco.
I know you might hate me for this but for a second I really thought Cate Blanchett looked like Courtney Love.
I have to put Clive Owen in the top 10 best looking guys.
I have always wanted to know. Do you think Claudia Schiffer's hair is real?
Catherine Zeta Jones outside Letterman last night.
Ivana Trump posing on Celebrity Big Brother. She looks good for 60.
Johnny Depp is the most stylish man in the world. So, if you get this and Sexiest Man alive what is the Triple Crown?
John Mayer - London
Katharine McPhee talks about all her body issues in the magazine and still allows herself to be photoshopped for the cover. How can you talk about one thing inside and say to women be proud of your body and then let yourself be airbrushed on the cover of the magazine that airbrushes the most?
Leo & Bar at a Lakers game.
Lorenzo Lamas at a movie premiere.
Meanwhile Shauna Sand was being all kinds of classy.
Speaking of classy. Mischa Barton playing a hooker on SVU.
I'm no dog expert, but I'm guessing that dogs really are not dashboard ornaments. Just saying.
An appearance by Paula Abdul celebrating the fact she has learned to count to ten.
Pamela Bach standing upright at an event. Must not have a bar at it.
Prince William off to a hot box.
And then satisfying those munchies after. The band seems to be pissed no one is watching them.
Pete Doherty - Paris
Pete Wentz could stand to gain a few pounds.
Sharon Stone's face actually made an expression. Kind of. This is her sad look.
Taylor Momsen and her younger sister.
Victoria Beckham actually looks good here.
Lorenzo Lamas at a movie premiere with his lady friend looks like a SNL parody of Russel Brand & Katy Perry! ahhah
ReplyDeleteLohan thinks she is looking in a mirror.
ReplyDeleteUhm who is Shauna Sands and why is she wearing HOLLYWOOD BLVD HOOKER CHIC? Please don't tell me those are her daughters with her? OMFG
ReplyDeleteWow, that Katherine McPhee picture is even more obviously airbrushed than usual!
ReplyDeleteClive Owen Is smoking hot. Johnny Depp looks darling on the GQ cover.
ReplyDeleteThank you for putting Kate McGarrigle in the top spot. She died way too young and she will be greatly missed! She and her sister, Anna, were my mothers favorite singers, and I have wonderful childhood memories of dancing around the house with her to their album "Dancer With Bruised Knees."
ReplyDeleteAnnalynne is so damned classy, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAww, Alicia is still as adorable as ever.
I see Momsen Jr. is already good at playing for the camera. I suspect their mom could put Dina to shame.
Yep, those are her daughters. Scary.
ReplyDeleteLorenzo's new woman is also named Shawna. At least this one spells it diff.
Ashley Judd is another one who needs to leave her face alone. But, with Naomi for a Mother I guess it's all in the family.
That ALM chick is so irritating.
ReplyDeleteLove Franco even if he does always look stoned.
Claudia doesn't look much different from when she was the Guess girl.
Best pic of Depp in a long time.
Bar is SO BORING. She is pretty but she just doesn't stand out.
At least Shauna dresses her kids in appropriate outfits?
I won't be too hard on Linsay here because my dogs climb all over the place and I can't tell if the car is even moving.
Sharon looks totally different.
Taylor's sister is cute.
Johnny Depp looks different--I hope he was just airbrushed to death ^ didn't play around with his face.
ReplyDeleteMontana, she's Lorenzo Lamas's ex and another massive fame-whore. Or maybe just a whore-whore. And yes, that's her daughter, and she is constantly disgusting in front of her kids. She wears outfits just like that to drop them off at school. TMZ asked her boyfriend some question about what would happen if her daughters saw their sex tape, and he said "they could learn something." PUKE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDepp washed his hair.
ReplyDeleteI did not recognize Sharon Stone.
Thanks for the info Mooshki, wow what a pig, I can only imagine what she would wear to a PTA meeting, lol
ReplyDeleteAshley looks puffy. Like she has a drinking problem puffy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, on first glance Cate could be mistaken for Courtney. Similar hair, pale, thin. It's OK, not a celebrity foul, no time in the penalty box.
Clive....YUM!
CZJ seems to be dressing more age appropriate.
Dear God, why? Did Ivana's alimony run out?
Shauna's daughters look like they can't stand the sight of her.
The dog feels the same about Lindsay as the rest of us.
i don't care how stoned Franco looks, i still LOVE him.
ReplyDeletehis guest spot on 30 Rock was hilarious...Liz and her threesome with James and his Japanese body pillow Komiko...doesn't get much better than that!!! LOL
Ah Clive - he was my choice to be Bond over Craig. Yeah, I said it.
ReplyDeleteI like some wrinkles in Stone's face...a refreshing change from the Kidmans of the world.
You're right, Ent, Pete Wentz has lost some weight. Considering his wife's drug and body issues, colour me unsurprised.
Shauna Sand disgusts me. She used to annoy me, now I just want to never have to look at her again.
Franco and Joshua Jackson both have that "I don't eat vegetables" pallor.
Thank you, thank you! Johnny Depp SMILING, Anderson Cooper being a hero, AND James Franco. It doesn't get much better than this.
ReplyDeleteThose poor kids of Shauna's.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ .robert! You beat me to it!
I always feel so bad for Shauna's daughters, they always look so bummed out & embarrassed. Poor kids.
ReplyDeleteMy God, Johnny's teeth -- I had no idea he had such straight white teeth. Heh. And it's not just Jack Sparrow, from the beginning he's played characters with bad teeth it seems (the one in Gilbert Grape, for example). Heck, I don't know that i've ever actually seen his real teeth. Weird.
ReplyDeleteTenley I was Johnny Depp's neighbor back in the early 90s, trust me, his teeth weren't so great then. He' definitely had them done.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Whoever said Clive Owen should have been Bond, THANK YOU! I've been saying that forever!
Alicia Silverstone is a stoner no wonder she's with James Franco.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if Claudia Schiffer's hair is real I just want her bag.
Ivana has lost her classiness. What does she need fame or money? It doesn't make sense for her to be Celebrity Big Brother.
Katherine McPhee STILL HAS body issues that's why she allows the airbrushing.
I think Paula Abdul is dressed nicely in this picture.
Ooooh Sharon Stone has wrinkles in this picture. How normal. So the next time her face is as smooth as a baby's bottom she'd better not threat to sue when people say she's had work done to remove them.
Yes I remember Johnny's teeth and they definitely were not straight.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it when I see Taylor Momsen with her little sister, all I can think of is poor Hania Barton?
ReplyDeleteI agree Lutefish....
ReplyDeleteJohnny def looks different. awful airbrushing, I hope...
That was the first thing I noticed !
Johnny Depp has definitely had the thread, mini-lift and mouthful of veneers.
ReplyDeleteAah, if only that dog would let one rip!
ReplyDeleteaw, stop nitpicking about johnny. johnny can do no wrong. the man is a god.
ReplyDeletesomeone tell me why anybody gives a shit about katherine mcphee?
That white dress is the stupidest-looking thing I have ever seen. She looks terrible all-round.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of photoshopping, how about the teeth-whitening job on Depp?
At least Ashley Judd doesn't look 22 so maybe she's gonna try to age naturally, which would be refreshing.
Hell, my neighbor is 50-ish and looked as dewy as the morning *whatever* today. Hardly recognized her!
Not fair to we 40-somethings who can't afford that shit.
I really feel sorry for Shauna Sands's daughters.
ReplyDeleteHell if I had the money, I'd get my teeth done too ! Big Johnny fan here....his eyes, nose.. it's all messed up. Please be bad aribrushing !
ReplyDeleteOh, and I see we're all on the same page tonight!
ReplyDelete'Nitey nite, y'all!
Anna McCord just has a weird look to her in all her pictures. Like her eyes are just vacant or something. I can't even describe it. Why is she being pushed down our throats as beautiful and popular?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Courtney Love too when I first saw that picture. Too bad for Cate.
Clive is the yummm!
Okay, I'll be the one to say it. If Johnny got his teeth done, then why didn't he take his girlfriend with him to the dentist?
ReplyDeleteClive Owen said he didn't want to be James Bond, that he didn't look good in a tux. WTF? He would have been awesome. And I love Daniel Craig, but Clive would have been great.
You guys all beat me to it when commenting about Shauna Sands' daughters--they always seem as disgusted as everyone else is by her, and only spend time with her because (unfortunately) she's their mom. Wasn't there an interview done when Shauna asked her daughter if she wanted to pose for Playboy and the kid said, "Mom, I'm only ten years old!"? It seems she has more sense (and class) than her mother does!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I thought the same thing bloodonthescreen thought when I saw the Lamas pic. Alicia Silverstone looks great. I'd kill to be the filling in a Depp/Franco sandwich. Ah, Shauna Sands. I'm jumping over to D-Listed for some lucite jokes, hopefully.
ReplyDeleteClaudia Schiffer needs to gain a couple of pounds. Her face is a little skeletor-like.
ReplyDeleteThese comments made by Shauna Sands and her boyfriend really make me hope Child Protective Services has an eye on them. I mean that line about "hope they learn something" if these two young girls were to ever watch the sex tape made between him and their mom. Dude, that's just outta line as well as hella perverted. And then she goes and asks her 10 yr. old if she will ever be in Playboy...wtf? They seem like a Law & Order SVU episode in the making.
ReplyDeleteGod DANG I wish I was sitting across from Johnny Depp when that picture was taken.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale should have taken the Bond role.His best scenes in Batman are when he is smooth smooth civilian Bruce Wayne.
With his natural British accent he would have been fantastic!
I love that Shauna's daughters always look so annoyed to even be around her. I saw a video of them talking to the paps once and I laughed at how mature and dare I say it, feminist, her ten year old daughter seemed.
ReplyDeleteOMG! The blonde chickie in the white dress - I have no idea who she is (who is she??) and clicked on the photo to enlarge it and it looks like she has bruises all over her chest, or are those shadows? (And I can see a bit of her right nip.)
ReplyDeleteAshley Judd - reports are that she is very arrogant and pretentious and claimed she was a college grad for years when she wasn't.
I don't hate you Enty; Cate does look a bit Courteneyesque.
Clive Owen: Yes please! May I have some more!
Ivana Trump: Embarrassing!
Johnny Depp does look very cute and I like the washed hair. I hate it when he's always photographed looking like a homeless person. Pretentiousness works both ways and always dressing down and pretending to be humble and awww shucks down to earth gets a little annoying.
Katharine McPhee = BORING
Shauna Sand - Flash forward a few years and her kids will be on some addiction/affliction recovery show.
Mischa Barton must be playing a colorblind hooker, lol. And the lollipop and red lipstick are sooo over the top.
Hmmm, I wonder what LiLo got for free? My friend drives with her two dogs (doxies) on her lap. More dangerous than yakking on a cell phone. :(
Prince Wills is getting that Windsor bald spot!
Pete Wentz fetching and carrying for Princess Asslee. I can hear the P-Whip cracking...
Sharon Stone almost looks like Faye Dunaway.
Posh does look nice in that pic. I saw her on an ep of American Idol recently and her face was thick with pancake makeup. She looked oily and overly made up.
Mango, It's AnnaLynne McCord. She's on the new 90210. She's a drunk/druggie party girl who cannot act her way out of a paper bag.
ReplyDeleteBad Fish, I agree, her daughter is remarkably mature. My guess is it's one of those situations where the kid becomes the parent. Hopefully she'll turn out okay.
RIP Kate McGarrigle :(
ReplyDeleteI used to really adore Ashley Judd, until Lainey revealed her to be the Mute Stones person. Now I can't look at her without simultaneously laughing and wanting to smack her. What a douche. LOL!
I ♥ Johnny - but today I heard rumblings that he's a Polanski supporter. True? God I hope not - I won't ever be able to look at him the same way again. Say it ain't so, Johnny! :(
As for Shape magazine - yeah, it's not even a "do they?" question re: photoshop - they out & out ADMIT they do it. What did they say, to make people look the best they CAN be? ie not what they DO look like, but what they CAN look like? There are no words...
Mango, I think Johnny dresses that way because he truly doesn't give a rat's ass. I don't think it's pretentious at all.
ReplyDeleteAnna McGarrigle had more talent in one finger than most of these folks have in their entire fake bodies (except for Johnny Depp of course - talented and smart).
ReplyDeleteA wonderful songwriter and a true original talent. RIP.
CZJ looks fantastic - kudos to her stylist. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteIs that Lama person a joke?
That AnnaLynne person must go away. Sell her to a rich foreigner.
Jeez, I am bitchy tonight.
A Clive and Johnny sandwich with Alexander Skarsgaard holding the video camera.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Huh? Oh dear, did I say that out loud?
Clive Owen - yum, yum, yum!!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think it's odd that Leo always dates women that pretty much just look like female versions of himselt?
And I do NOT want to bust on Sharon Stone, because she was photographed from the worst angle under bad lighting. (Seriously, test it out. Some of you really young CDaNers have someone take a picture of you from that angle with overhead flourescent lighting.) She looks her age, and that's ok. BUT - the first thought that entered my head when I looked at her was the Austin Powers line "She's a man, Baby!". I guess I'm just a snarky bitch after all.
"(Seriously, test it out. Some of you really young CDaNers have someone take a picture of you from that angle with overhead flourescent lighting.)"
ReplyDelete....I dont.
Kate McGarrigle - sigh. So sad. So talented. And so few know about her.
ReplyDeleteI do. :(
ReplyDeleteClive Owen cheats on his wife CONSTANTLY.
ReplyDeletePollyPure, I bet she'd happily sell herself to a rich foreigner for the right price. :)
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp is the most stylish man in the world. So, if you get this and Sexiest Man alive what is the Triple Crown?
ReplyDeleteTop spot in CDaN's Random Photos.