How tough is this to remember? If you call your ex-girlfriend you will go to jail. It seems simple enough to remember, but apparently Michael Lohan can't handle that simple reasoning. So, last week Michael picked up the phone and called his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller and yesterday he was arrested by police. There is no truth to the rumor that he was watching Lindsay Lohan look-a-like porn when he was arrested or that he he has already watched Lindsay's first topless movie scene which will be in Machete. If you want to know how far down Lindsay's career has come, listen to this. She has 10 minutes of screen time in the new movie. During the ten minutes she is naked for 7. She spends those 7 minutes with the woman who plays her onscreen mother, who is also naked. Yeah. So needless to say Michael Lohan is hosting the dads who like their actress daughters too much meeting that month.
I just thank Lohan and whatever nut job who decided to date him for the bounty of laughs they have given my family! The ultimate threat in our house is to be " lohaned " in respect to the vag punt heard around the world.
ReplyDelete( of course domestic violence is no joke but these guys are just too much! )
10 minutes total screen time and 7 of that naked with her female co-star (who probably has waaaaaaay more screen time)?
ReplyDeleteSay it with me kids, crack is whack!
But honestly, it's a goddamn sin that someone with such potential threw it all away.
Somehow I'm thinking that those 10 minutes may end up on a cutting room floor.
And she'll be begging Larry Flynt for a job soon.
Ah, Michael. He just never knows when to shut up and STOP, does he?
ReplyDeleteA real winner, that one
ReplyDeleteEnty where do you find these pictures? This is wonderful, a picture of M. Lohan as an Arab douche proving therefore that he is a douche in any culture or language!
ReplyDeleteHe is a really disgusting human being.
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