Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Martha Stewart Pole Dancing

I don't think I ever expected to ever write the phrase Martha Stewart pole dancing but here it is. Martha had the founder of S Factor on her show and Martha took a turn on a stripper pole. She also spends the last five seconds of the video gripping some type of ball between her legs and swaying back and forth. Umm yeah.

16 comments:

  1. I'm not going to watch it but whatever keeps her happy.

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  2. Ent - can you do a post about what the NY Post (I think) said about Michael C. Hall's cap and the upper arms of Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox being fat? I think they're also the ones that called Christina Hendricks big.

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  3. Anonymous11:34 AM

    It's amusing to see her just daintily walk her way up to the pole, but she didn't swing on it at all, she kinda just walked around it.

    Commit, Martha. Commit to the dance!

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  4. RocketQueen are you serious? what is wrong with them?!

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  5. Serously, RQ? Unfuckingbelievable.

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  6. Don't much like Martha as a person, but love love some of her recipes. Easy to follow and good.

    NY Post (if it's them) can go to Hell. I love Christina's curves, and MCH wore a cap for a reason.

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  7. It was not the NY POST. It was a NY TIMES blogger.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/20/2010-01-20_ny_times_bloggers_under_fire_for_criticizing_curvier_actresses_jennifer_aniston_.html

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  8. From the NY Times Style blog...

    "Is Michael C. Hall playing Bob Marley in an upcoming movie?" the Tweet snapped. "Don't get the hat or what he is hiding under it."

    You are supposed to be reporters, not out of touch idiots.

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  9. Oh, and i just can't stand Martha.

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  10. Thanks, jw12!

    Saying about Hendricks you shouldn't put a "big dress on a big girl" but they stretched out her photo to make her appear larger. ASSHOLES.

    And if those women have fat upper arms, we're all in trouble.

    Eff you, NY Blogger. Eff you straight to hell.

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  11. Here's another one - turns out it WAS the fashion blogger for the New York Times.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/19/new-york-times-calls-jenn_n_428365.html

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  12. I can't wait for Whatever, Martha to cover this segment.

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  13. How old is Marta? Her body looks AMAZING.

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  14. @ .robert - smart move not watching the Martha clip. It would make your peen retract like a frightened turtle, lol. It's like watching your own mom doing that stuff. If one's mom is a jumped up-snotty caterer. But I digress.

    Yeah, Aniston and Hudson are real heifers... I have fingers thicker than Kate Hudson's upper arms.

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  15. MY EYES!!!!

    THE GOGGLES - THEY DO NOTHING!!!

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