John Mayer Has Advice For Tiger And Thinks About Jennifer Aniston
I got the feeling when I was reading John Mayer's interview in Rolling Stone that there was a little bit of honesty mixed in with a whole lot of martyrdom and also some feigned rejections and a great deal of BS. The honesty is that he likes one of his older albums better than his new one. Although, I could say he was just being crafty. Why? Because instead of just plugging his new album he got to mention two albums. No one ever said the guy was an idiot.
He throws in some Jennifer Aniston gossip because he knows that is what everyone will be interested in reading. He says he thinks about her all the time and that the breakup or his relationship was the worst time of his life. He is never really clear to which he is referring. He does say he is the a-hole in the relationship. John says he spends most of his days smoking pot and getting rejected by women at clubs. Umm, Jon Gosselin gets laid everytime he walks into a club so I doubt John Mayer really ever hears the word no. But, it makes him look humble and probably makes women want to make sure they tell him they would never say no.
He says he wants to find someone forever. I wish he would so I wouldn't have to see him as much. Oh, and he says that Tiger should have masturbated more because it would have kept him out of trouble. Yeah, but then he wouldn't have played golf as well. Cramps and hair all over his palms you know.
