Joe Giudice Busted
Unless you watch Real Housewives of New Jersey you probably have no idea who Joe Giudice is. For those of you who do, it is Teresa's husband. Joe was arrested last night for suspicion of DUI. At around 145am he crashed his car into a tree. The police arrived and suspected Joe may have been drinking and did a test and charged him with suspicion of DUI. Well, as soon as they did another police department wanted a crack at Joe who took him in under an outstanding warrant. Not a good night at all and then you just know Teresa was waiting for him. Oh I wish the cameras were there when he got home.
I'm sure Prostitution Whore Danielle is loving this. Can't blame her though!
ReplyDeleteYou're right Enty, I don't know who they are & they scare the shit outta me. Hurry up and post another so they don't get top spot!
ReplyDeleteWhooopeeee
ReplyDeletewell...they did sign up and agree to have their lives documented, so i can't feel too much pity. i can, however, laugh. a lot.
ReplyDeletelol @ Rakesh!
ReplyDeleteI am not Italian, but one of the most trivial things that I don't like about her is that she pronounces her last name "gee-you-dees". Pretty sure that is not the Italian pronunciation for someone who claims to be "soooo Italian" I just think its weird.
I thought the same thing about having the cameras rolling. I bet Teresa tipped over a bunch of tables when he got home. Well, that is if they still have a home. I think it may have been repo'd. Ya, I know way too much about these folks.
ReplyDeleteI'll right, I'll ask the question everyone REALLY wants answered:
ReplyDeleteWas Teresa chasing his car with a golf club when he crashed into the tree?
I am Italian American. I believe the proper pronunciation of Guidici is closer to "gwee-dih-chi" (written phonetically), although someone fluent in Italian might say it slightly differently. But certainly not the way Theresa does. Never watched the show-- never will.
ReplyDelete*yawn*
ReplyDeleteWhat were the outstanding warrants for??????
ReplyDeleteProstitution Whore...hahahaha good one.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what the other warrant was for too!!!! Intriguing.
I thought for sure his arrest was for money laundering. I saw the episode in which they were moving into their new, unbelievably large and garish house and Teresa was paying for everything with cash. Just counting off $100 dollar bills off of a wad of cash that was big enough to choke a dinosaur.
ReplyDeleteI grew up with a family named Del Guidice and they pronounced it (del) jew DEECH ee.
yeah, Mango, that's how I thought it should be pronounced.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, what a spectacularly unattractive pair.
ReplyDeleteYa sure it wasn't a suicide attempt? I'd be drunk and slamming into trees if I had to sleep with that wookie of a woman. Maybe he just wanted a new man to play with - c'mon, Teresa belongs on RuPaul's Drag Race!
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