I Just Couldn't Help It

I told myself I would not write about Heidi Montag unless it was something just so over the top that it couldn't be ignored. For almost a year I have not written anything. Not even hinted at their presence in the world. Have you noticed that since other sites also instituted the ban that you never really have them in your face as much as they were? Speidi is slowly disappearing off the fame radar. This is a one time thing, but with Heidi going out and talking about such outrageous things I needed to vent. It is all built up inside.

OK, first she said she is addicted to plastic surgery and had ten procedures in one day. really? Why? For Spencer? For herself? People usually get addicted like that when they have low self-esteem. As much as she talks about herself and how much she likes herself I would say that is the least of Heidi's problems. The best news today though is she said she spent almost every penny of her money recording her new album. She is convinced that her 1M Twitter followers will all buy a copy the first week and she will make all her money back. Uh huh. With titles of songs like Eat My Panties Off Me aka What Spencer Tells His Dog this will be a winner. I also noticed that she said her money. I am pretty sure Spencer didn't spend any of his money on this and would kick Heidi to the curb when she has outlived her usefulness.

If you want to read the most delusional interview ever you have to read this one with Heidi. If you want to read about her addiction to plastic surgery, then click here. OK, I feel much better now.