I think celibacy would be my choice. I don't think Bloom is attractive and although I do like Dempsey's face, I saw him on FFF and the memory of that nub is forever seared on my brain.
What Syko said about the 'nub' goes for me too. What a disappointment that would be! ;-) So, I pick Bloom. He's way too young and pretty for me, but at least he won't have small-dick overcompensation syndrome! (I have heard too many reports that Dempsey is an ass).
Aren't about 90% of the names mentioned so far-including the two b-day boys-suspected to be gay? Pretty sure I've read/heard rumors about Dempsey (no-brainer,) Bloom and Jackman at the very least. Interesting. Anyway, I'd no doubt choose Bloom.
Patrick, because ever I saw that video of Orlando walking away from the scene of a crash and leaving his two female friends to die for all he knew, I've never looked at him the same again. F-ing COWARD!
Neither would be my top choice for a celeb hookup, but of the two, I'm far more attracted to Dempsey. He'd need to not talk, though, his voice is weak. I cringe everytime I hear his V/O on Allstate and Mazda ads.
okay, now if I was in a life boat in the middle of an ocean..I'd pick..hmmm..does it have to be between those two? How about between Viggo and Clive Owen, now that would be a mental melt down..I'd pick Viggo..no..Clive..ummm..no..hell just wrap them up I'll take both
Such self absorbed Hollywood posing in these pics. Hard to believe after gazing at their Look at Me! faces that either of them even likes girls, But I vote Orlando just for the challenge.
Oh please - Bloom. As if, Patrick...
ReplyDeleteWait - I'm with Ms Cool!!! Give me Craig any day.
ReplyDeleteI tend not to like younger guys, but I think Bloom is hotter.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom - as long as he brings Johnny Depp with him!
ReplyDeletebloom is fug but dempsey is a ho...so..ugh...hugh jackson ftw.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck!!
ReplyDeleteDempsey is a ho? Please do tell!
ReplyDeleteDempsey, but that last picture is soooooo creepy.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm
ReplyDeleteLOL@Miss P
ReplyDeleteNeither + not even Affleck LOL.
Still have a soft spot for Orlando. Can't act, but he seems a sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteOnly Brits will know Bill Bailey, but it's his b'day as well. Rather spend time with the funniest man alive than any pretty boy.
I wouldn't want to hang out with either of these fools. No offense.
ReplyDeleteSince no one seems to really want them, I'll take them both! ;)
ReplyDeleteI think celibacy would be my choice. I don't think Bloom is attractive and although I do like Dempsey's face, I saw him on FFF and the memory of that nub is forever seared on my brain.
ReplyDeleteI'll just take a good book, thanks.
That's like an impossible question. But I've seem Patrick Dempsey in person and almost passed out, so I'd say he wins.
ReplyDeleteI've never found Bloom to be attractive. He's a poser.
ReplyDeleteDempsey, FTW.
Legolas, as long as he brings Aragorn.
ReplyDeleteIf I were forced to pick...Orlando. He's not the most *masculine* man in the world, but he trips my trigger for some reason.
ReplyDeleteBut I concur with the Daniel Craig lovers. Mmmm.
Orlando for sure
ReplyDeletems_wonderland -- I'm not a Brit, but I know who Bill Bailey is due to my love of all things Brit. "Nobody tells me nothin'." ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm on board with Ms Cool's Daniel Craig option.
what? no pics of dempsey in Loverboy???
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm on the Jon Hamm train!
ReplyDeleteDempsey strikes me as goofy looking, so if i HAD to pick between the two, it's Bloom.
LOVED ORLANDO WHEN HE WAS BLOND AND A FAIRY...OOPS AN ELF....
ReplyDeleteHAVE NEVER TAKEN TO PATRICK...
I would prefer Johnny Depp.
ReplyDeleteThese two are both girly men to me.
Mmm...Orlando....
ReplyDelete:)
Bloom, Bloom, Bloom
ReplyDeleteMike Rowe..
ReplyDeletePatrick Dempsey appears to be someone who's so full of himself. And a prick.
Orlando...eh?
Between the two, Bloom. Love anything remotely British.
ReplyDeleteToo much hair on both of these guys' heads for my liking.
ReplyDeleteNeither please. I'll leave Daniel Craig to you ladies. ;) I'll take Hugh Jackman.
ReplyDeleteWhat Syko said about the 'nub' goes for me too. What a disappointment that would be! ;-) So, I pick Bloom. He's way too young and pretty for me, but at least he won't have small-dick overcompensation syndrome! (I have heard too many reports that Dempsey is an ass).
ReplyDeleteWayne Brady B!tch =]
ReplyDelete"White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."
Neither for me, thanks. I'll take John Hamm. Or John Krasinski.
ReplyDeleteHmm, close call, but based on those photos, the pretty boy Orli.
ReplyDeleteThough I'd rather have a Gerard Butler/Elliot Cowan sandwich, thank you very much..
Aren't about 90% of the names mentioned so far-including the two b-day boys-suspected to be gay? Pretty sure I've read/heard rumors about Dempsey (no-brainer,) Bloom and Jackman at the very least. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'd no doubt choose Bloom.
Patrick, because ever I saw that video of Orlando walking away from the scene of a crash and leaving his two female friends to die for all he knew, I've never looked at him the same again. F-ing COWARD!
ReplyDeleteim the engineer on the jon hamm train! choo choo!!!!
ReplyDeleteand we're stopping at liev schreiber station.
ReplyDeleteClive Owen.
ReplyDeletedont forget julian morris?
ReplyDeleteWhat an inspired post! I laughed first at the brilliant simplicity of it then spent 10 minutes examining/appreciating/perving over all of the photos.
ReplyDeletePatrick all the way.
Can I have Aaron Eckhart please. And then Gerry Butler for desert?
ReplyDeletei like my men..men.
ReplyDeletePatrick any day ,morning or night.
now you know what to get me this year enty. that's right,a DVD of Can't Buy Me Love.
thnx for the spank bank!
Neither would be my top choice for a celeb hookup, but of the two, I'm far more attracted to Dempsey. He'd need to not talk, though, his voice is weak. I cringe everytime I hear his V/O on Allstate and Mazda ads.
ReplyDeleteOoooooooohhhhrlando... ;-) DEFINITELY!
ReplyDeleteDempsey. Someone above mentioned Orlando being a coward and I can't agree more, plus, he's just not that 'manly'.
ReplyDeleteDon't matter if it's a nub as long as he knows how to use it, or how to compensate if it leaves lacking. He's pretty.
Patrick looks more manly in these photos. As much as I love Orlando, he looks in need of hair. does that chest have a hair on it?
ReplyDeleteNow personally I would pick Viggo, but I didn't see that option.
Viggo for breakfast. OMG. Stop. You people are killing me here.
ReplyDeleteHum .. well .. at least Patrick is my age . and he does like racing .. and yet. Hurumph .. not my bag ..
ReplyDeleteAs for Orlando .. he is far far too pretty.
I know!! I pick Birthday Boy Rip Taylor!! What can I say .. I love glitter!
Neither. They are both gross. Give me Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, hot Brad from Fight Club, or Fred Ward (yes, I know).
ReplyDeleteI am on the Jon Hamm wagon also!
ReplyDeletedempsey's hot. orlando has no lips. i don't like guys with no lips.
ReplyDeleteokay, now if I was in a life boat in the middle of an ocean..I'd pick..hmmm..does it have to be between those two? How about between Viggo and Clive Owen, now that would be a mental melt down..I'd pick Viggo..no..Clive..ummm..no..hell just wrap them up I'll take both
ReplyDeleteSuch self absorbed Hollywood posing in these pics. Hard to believe after gazing at their Look at Me! faces that either of them even likes girls,
ReplyDeleteBut I vote Orlando just for the challenge.
Viggo. And more Viggo.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe no one has mentioned George Wendt yet!
ReplyDeleteY'all are picky!
ReplyDeleteNeither one... there's not enough air in the room to share between their huge, gaping egos and little ole me.
ReplyDeleteWhichever one is not gay.
ReplyDeleteI'm not into either of them.. the first dude gives me a gay vibe and I guess I would take Patty if he worked as a pizza boy. :)
ReplyDeleteLEGOLAS!!!
ReplyDeleteI retract my elf and salivate over sunnyside's Viggo. prrrr...
ReplyDeletei will take adrian brody then for dessert