Four For Friday
At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. "I love to drink my own c*m." Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows.
#1 - baseball player
#2 - golfer
#3 - former A list tweener
#4 - married B lister
Definitely going to be revealed in July.
Jeter
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alyssa milano for #3?
ReplyDeleteKey is FORMER major league all start = not jeter.
ReplyDelete#2 is Tigr
ReplyDelete#4 is Alyssa Milano
Still trying to figure out 1 & 3
If only I followed sports as religiously as i follow gossip...
ReplyDeleteBrad Penny
ReplyDelete#1 could be Barry Zito
ReplyDeleteBrad Penny possibly for the baseball player - dated Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku, though he's not very GQ.
ReplyDeletelike brad penny for #1.
ReplyDelete#2 tiger
#3 alyssa milano
#4 eliza dusku
Barry Zito
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Hilary Duff
???
Brad Penny's a current player, though. Last season with the Red Sox and Giants; just signed a one year deal with the Cards in December.
ReplyDeleteoh good lord, I feel sick to my stomach!
ReplyDelete...but I'm laughing...
Enty says he is "still pretty decent player"
ReplyDeleteCarl Pavano for #1--he also dated Alyssa Milano, but I think he just signed as a free agent...
ReplyDeleteI think the baseball player is still playing, but is a former allstar. So, he's not retired.
ReplyDeleteWhat two 'very hit shows' has Eliza Dushku been on?
I don't know who the baseball player is, but that's a weird thing to say.
ReplyDelete1. Brad Penny - All Star in 2006 & 2007, current player
ReplyDelete2. Tiger Woods
3. Eliza Dushku
4. Alyssa Milano -- Married; hit TV Shows: Who's the Boss and Charmed
i'm going with
ReplyDelete1- brad penny
2 - tiger
3- eliza dushku
4 - alyssa milano
Never mind, I'm an idiot. Still a current player, but former All Star. If the actress is Alyssa Milano, could be Zito, Penny or Carl Pavano. My money's on Zito. He's a total flake case.
ReplyDeleteJeter is NOT an all star caliber player right now. Former all star yes. Good but not a Gold Glove player by any measure.
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Minka Kelly
Swoon.
ReplyDeleteI'm combining everyone's answers and going with:
#1 Brad Penny
#2 Tiger Woods
#3 Hilary Duff
#4 Alyssa Milano
Barry Zito still pitches. Enty said "Former" major league star. Not him.
ReplyDelete#1 ???
ReplyDelete#2 Tiger (duh)
#3 Hilary Duff (former tweener Disney star)
#4 Alyssa Milano (two hit shows: Who's the Boss & Charmed)
So the question is, who dated both Alyssa & Hilary??
Tom Glavine is a free agent, didn't pitch most of 09 due to injury. He supposedly dated Milano, not sure who else.
ReplyDeleteDerek Jeter just won his 4th Gold glove this year. Um, "All-Star"
ReplyDeleteI think "former" is modifying "major league all star" and not "baseball player". So I interpreted to be that this guy still plays, but he's no longer an all star player.
ReplyDeleteI'm still stuck on this guy's sexual preference. Not that its particularly weird, but just not something to reveal when you first meet someone.
ReplyDelete1. Brad Penny
ReplyDelete2. Tiger
3. Eliza Dushku
4. Alyssa Milano
I agree that "this former major league all star and still pretty decent player" means former all star, but still in the league and playing. Not someone who is retired. Therefore Penny, Pavano and Barry Zito are all still possibilities if you suspect Milano is involved. And Zito and Duff were linked together almost three years ago.
ReplyDeleteSo I say:
#1 Zito
#2 Tiger
#3 Duff
#4 Milano
That has to be the worst come on line in history. (No pun intended.)
ReplyDeleteZito is cute enough to do an editorial for GQ. He's done some modeling I think. The other 2 popular guesses aren't too cute. :)
ReplyDeleteIf it's Zito, it's more surprising than Penny, who is a well-known jerk. Zito has more of a reputation as a flake off the field, rather than a jerk. However, I can't think of any reason Penny would be doing a photo shoot for GQ...so I'll go with
ReplyDelete1. Zito
2. Tiger
3. Duff
4. Milano
That guy's all romance, hey?
ReplyDeleteMike Piatza (sp?)
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?
Alyssa Milano
This could be easy. I'm going to the library to look at the GQ magazines and find the recent pictures of baseball players.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, what he said was just gross of major proportions!
Can we find out the model's name, send her a sympathy card? Yech.
ReplyDeleteLOL, sunnyside1213. I should never eat popcorn while reading the comments. It could kill me!
ReplyDeleteJesus. First that Walrus vid, now this. What a weird Friday.
ReplyDeleteFirst, off, I only know Jeter listed, so I'm thinking, if I really don't know them, are they the blind.
ReplyDeleteTiger pitches, catches, golfs, lays pipe, carpet, pretty much anything.
LOL @ sunnyside!
ReplyDeleteWhen I see that cover,that disgusting line is all that is going to be going through my head along with a big "EWWWW".
# 1 - Jetter - Talk about a big ego! AND who would use that line?
ReplyDelete#2 - Cheatah Woods
#3 - One of the ashley twins?
#4 - Milano
I just threw up in my mouth a little...
ReplyDeleteBleeeecccchhhhhhh!!!! LOLOL
Ditto, mygeorgie.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was that the guy would enjoy the walrus video.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35530
Could Amanda Bynes be the tweener? I don't think Dushku was A-list as a tweener.
ReplyDeleteEliza Dushku was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer off and on (solid for one season and reappeared during the last season but guest starred in the middle of that). I wouldn't call Dollhouse a hit considering it was cancelled.
ReplyDeleteAs for Alyssa Milano... She has had 2 hit shows but permanent married? She flits about among marriages. She fits #4 better than #3.
I have no clue about baseball. I watch celebrities, not sports.
That was fuckin' gross! Athletes are waaay too kinky for me!
ReplyDeleteJeter is not as good as he used to be, but was actually an all-star this year and top three in all-star voting. And, slutty though he may be, he is way too discreet for this.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that #4 is "permanent married", but permanent and married both modify "B lister".
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Alyssa Milano for #4.
I mean, top three in MVP voting.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Alyssa Milano had dated so many ball players. She has her own line of clothing that are sold in the NFL and MLB catalogs...totally slutty looking girlfan clothes.
ReplyDeleteI think Liz has got it-Zito, Tiger, Duff, and Milano. Zito was great early in his career and won a Cy Young but has been mediocre for the past few years. Plus, he has a well known reputation for being eccentric off the field. Here's a link to an article about him and Duff:
ReplyDeletehttp://thebiglead.com/?p=1771
Def Zito, Tiger, Duff, and Milano. No question.
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Hilary Duff
Alyssa Milano
Liz got it with Zito, Tiger, Duff and Milano.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he keeps it bottled and refrigerated or just drinks it on an as-produced basis. If it is the latter, he must be very bendy and flexible.
ReplyDeleteYou can rule out Jeter b/c he had an all star year and won the World Series.
ReplyDeleteomg Katie .. ewwwwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteI just found this snoopin around on google lol
ReplyDeletehttp://crazydaysandnights.yuku.com/forums/3/t/Random-Gossip.html
Amazonblue, that was my first thought too. The walrus video was really funny.
ReplyDeleteSunnyside, you made me LOL too.
Maybe he uses that line because he figures it'll quickly weed out the non-slutty girls?
You guys I have no idea who either penny or zito are but when I googled Barry Zito and then went to images the first page showed him with milano from whos the boss and charmed . Ding ding ding, we have a winner ppl! i dont know the answer to which a-list tweener it was but at least we have the rest! yay!
ReplyDeletejust wanted to say this is the first time I think I have one and the funny thing is I have no idea who the f--k this guy is! When i looked at his pics though he looked like a douche bag so I am still glad this is being revealed.
ReplyDeleteMooshki- aww come on - who doesn't love a good sperm chugger?
ReplyDeleteNO
ReplyDeleteI'm a big baseball fan and not a huge gossip fan, so I can help here. Barry Zito is DEFINITELY not "pretty good" anymore, no possible way a west coaster could use that to describe him. And Brad Penny is a chubby, tobacco chewing, goateed guy- not GQ material. If the description is accurate, it cannot be either of those two.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteJeter is NOT an all star caliber player right now. Former all star yes. Good but not a Gold Glove player by any measure.
Yeah, that's just wrong in a lot of ways.
1. Jeter is an all star caliber player right now. He just had one of his best seasons.
2. All Star every damned year.
3. He has won Gold Gloves (undeservedly). A Gold Glove is a fielding award, by the way. It's not a measure of a player's overall greatness.
This stuff is easily confirmable at objectively true by looking at... oh, I dunno... any website in the world that actually covers baseball.
I google-imaged Barry Zito. Didn't know him. He is quite hot, though. I guess it wouldn't matter what he said to me, I'd probably say yes, please. lol
ReplyDeleteOK, didn't know Zito was linked to Duff. Totally changing my guess. Eliza Dushku has never been A list.
ReplyDeleteSuch a shame... I kinda liked Zito.
Yeah that's wrong in a lot of ways . . .
ReplyDeleteReally?
The book The Fielding Bible by John Dewan contains an essay by James in which he concludes that Jeter "was probably the most ineffective defensive player in the major leagues, at any position."[41] A 2008 study by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that, from 2002 through 2005, Jeter was the worst defensive shortstop in the Major Leagues.
I am going with Barry Zito guess. He just gives me that vibe that he would say something like that. Although truth be told, he is hot and could probaly tell me to pick up his dry cleaning and I would find it sexy. As for his famous dates, he was spotted getting cozy with Paris Hilton a year ago.
ReplyDeleteJeter won the Golden GLove in 2009 so he is still very good, just getting older.
ReplyDeleteZito is the better choice. He was a Cy Young winner, signed the then record contract (broken by Sabathia), but has been nothing but awful to average in the last two years.
He dated Alyssa but never dated Eliza, that could mean it is Penney.
Somebody buy next months issue of GQ so we don't have to wait to July for Enty to reveal it!
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ReplyDelete"For the record, Milano did date Carl Pavano, Barry Zito and Brad Penny."
Does this mean Pavano is the douche du jour?
Dunno. Don't care. Baseball players got back, baby. Ick. Not enough money in the world!
What has my life turned into? A few days ago, I had my face rubbed into the image of Gwyneth purging her intestines. Today, I am reading a list of names and asking myself, "Can I imagine this athlete drinking his own secretions?" Man, I gotta take a gossip break!
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