Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star was so spaced out she did a number two in front of a reporter?

At least she then sprayed the tiny studio apartment with air freshener...


26 comments:

  1. ROFLMBO!!!
    This is awesome, lololol!!!

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  2. ewwwwww!! amy winehouse.

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  3. Tila. I'm pretty sure Winehouse's place is bigger than a studio.

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  4. Probably an English star-I'm guessing Lily Allen...I don't think she's ever managed the concept of making money off of her career. She's always broke.

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  5. I am so confused. Did she shart or go to the bathroom?

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  6. Sounds like the former, Funny Girl. How embarrassing. I'm guessing "spaced out" is a clue, but don't know my Brit stars that well.

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  7. Anonymous12:01 PM

    i am cracking up - poor reporter! lmao!

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  8. spaced out? sounds like Amy or the other cokey one with the kids..married to a cab driver. Katona.

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  9. Courtney Love?
    She once had her pussy waxed in front of a reporter, so...

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  10. Hey, at least she sprayed.

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  11. I'm sorry she went #2 in front of the reporter or shat her pants????

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  12. Yeah this one leaves me scratching my head. Did she go to the restroom and poop?? Or did she just fart?? Too vague and not even that funny...

    This also has to be someone without a lot of money if it is really a tiny studio. Not Wino or Lily. I seem to remember that they both had bigger places...And, they are both singers wouldn't the blind have said singer??

    I have no guess...

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  13. Anonymous12:41 PM

    @califblondy

    Yes, but did she courtesy flush? lol

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  14. I don't know whether she sharted or went potty, but this was shocking and so damn funny I almost went #1.

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  15. It has to be farted. I don't know how it would actually work if she'd, yknow...

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  16. But number two is pooping, no? *L* My guess: Mariah Carey. Wouldn't that be awesome?

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  17. It doesn't mean that's her place. That might just be where they had the interview.

    Amy is pretty skanky so she's my guess.

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  18. That chick that was on Spaced, can't remember her name but that'd be hilarious. She was also in an ep of Doctor Who where the Doctor became human to hide from the family of blood. They fell in love.

    *buffs glasses*

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  19. That's funny BadFish 'cuz unfortunately I have to tell a certain someone all the damn time..."Can I get a courtesy flush?" Jeesh!

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  20. Genesis, do you mean Jessica Hynes/Stephenson? I doubt she'd be that crass, surely?

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  21. a number two is definitely a poo, ladies and gents in the US. And this is not Jessica H/S, who would die rather than do this and is very straight. Lady Sovereign, pre-CBB? The studio apt rules out Lily Allen or Amy Winehouse.

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  22. why is this a blind?

    would someone sue for revealing that they took a shit?

    i dont get it

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  23. West End Girl yeah I mean her and I know it's not her lol but it'd be funny to think so

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