Channing Tatum Burns His D**k
Before I read this article in Details Magazine about Channing Tatum I really didn't have a sense of who he was. Oh sure I knew how many of my friends he had hit on while he was dating his now wife Jenna Dewan but we can give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he is being faithful now right? Details has a seven page interview with him this month. In case you don't want to read the entire interview he burned his d**k by having boiling water poured on it. Yeah, that is going to hurt. Being Channing though he took pictures of it and is happy to show them to whoever wants to see.
It isn't a bad interview. He just seems to be what he is which is a good ole boy who is good looking and made a few bucks doing modeling and movies. I don't think he would disagree with that at all. If you are a Channing Tatum fan you will love the interview. If you are looking to fill in the blank on whether he is a red neck, then perhaps these quotes will be sufficient for you.
"save for a large, gushingly romantic Technicolor painting of the couple hanging above the stairwell. In it, Tatum and Dewan are bare-shouldered, staring deep into each other's eyes from inside the outline of a heart."
I'm guessing it is right next to the dogs playing poker.
At the outset of the interview Channing was upstairs drinking Coors Light. Apparently though he has them stashed all over the house. "He leans over, reaches into a plastic cooler, and grabs another Coors Light. 'This is only out here because me and Jenna just had family and friends over for Thanksgiving. I don't want people to think I'm a bigger redneck than I already am.'"
If you want to read the entire interview, you can click here.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what's with all the Enty hate lately? There's even an anti-Enty blog talikng smack about CDAN posters and the woman who runs the laineyblinds blog linked to it.
ReplyDelete=/ you read detail?
ReplyDeleteAt some point, I'm going to have IMDB this guy because I have no idea who he is.
ReplyDeletebecause they are losers with no life Cheryl. reading gossip and commenting and being a fan...good.
ReplyDeletewriting a hate blog about the identity and validity of another blogger is immature,obsessive and frankly, a fucking stupid use of time.
but Channing is alright in my book. i though he was a ze gay for awhile,but then i saw that he used to strip for a living and was like "ohhhhh,ok"
ReplyDeletepoor peen.
Ditto what jax said.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for Enty's post, how can someone with a name like "Channing" be a redneck? Rednecks give their kids names like Hunter and Dakota. I'm betting this dude is just a closet metrosexual.
ReplyDeleteDitto to what jax said.
ReplyDeleteRe: Channing Tatum, I don't really get the appeal other than his body. And rednecks make me nauseous
Jinx KellyLynn!
ReplyDeleteSomething about his face in that photo makes me think of Don Draper on steroids.
ReplyDeleteI perused that hate blog a bit ago once it came up again amongst me and the gal pals on Facebook...someone had the audacity to throw MY name in the mix, wondering who I was and how I'm a tool of EL's.
ReplyDeleteI'LL TELL YOU who I am bitches. I'm fucking Holly Green, and I write for TECH BLOGS, in fact I get paid to do so and I write about video games all damn day long. Come fucking find me, tell me that I'm EL, or just a tool in making his blog more popular.
Idiots.
Sorry 'bout the rant CDAN'ers, I'm just endlessly irritated about the conspiracy theories. I guess I should go piss and moan to my alter egos Mooshki and Jax.
lol BF...exactly. anyone who writes or spend a good amount of time on those sties needs to go home, look in the mirror and say, "Is this really the best I can do with my life?"
ReplyDeletesnark is harmless and fun and a good escape now and then..hate blogs in any form are so damn sad. get some help,get a life and get the fuck on with it.
ok rants over....back to GOSSIP.
again...poor peen. ouch. ;o(
i have no idea who he or she is.....but i do heart Enty !! So screw the haters
ReplyDeleteHm, I had no idea there was such drama in the blog world.
ReplyDeleteI thought the article was pretty funny, though though a time waster.
KellyLynn: I think the term is "metro jethro" - from a comedian I saw on TV recently. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteI love rednecks. I am descended from rednecks (and worse). I am, in fact, a closet redneck (I've been passing for years). I'm down with coolers of crappy beer strategically staged throughout the house.
But there's never any excuse, ever, for the type of artwork described in this article. That's not redneck - that's white trash. That's cutoffs and flipflops in the middle of winter, your mama yelling "STFU" at her youngest grandbaby without taking the cigerette out of her mouth.
No, Bubba. No.
someone mentioned don draper.... yummmmmmmm.... that is all.
ReplyDeletewait, isn't he gay? I'm sure I heard that.
ReplyDeleteso Enty, your friend he hit on...of the female or male persuasion, hmmm? Please do tell! ;-P
that has GOT to hurt.
ReplyDeleteSing it, Bad Fish!
ReplyDeleteI don't even see why Enty's identity even matters. The snarky posts make me happy and that's all I need.
You might be a redneck if you have been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
ReplyDeleteI like hot rednecks from Mississippi.
Agree Figgy! When I read he'd been hitting on Enty's friends, I immediately wondered the same thing.
ReplyDeleteno, no, kelly lynn- true red necks name their kids billy, jimbo (i even knew a kenbo in 8th grade)--wait, i might be a little behind, i AM old. it was a long time ago that i lived amongst the rednecks.
ReplyDeletethe enty hate site is still up? poor sad losers. i went there when it was first mentioned, i remember thinking it was one of the disgruntled girls from the L.A. cdan-com (i won't mention any names).
so, this guy poured boiling water on his peen? hasn't he heard that only penicillin clears those things up?
yum. he's hot. he doesn't have to use his brain ^_^
ReplyDeleteMan, I loves me some Channing Tatum. I even went to see GI Joe because of the twenty seconds of Channing nudity, and I'm already preparing to go see his gladiator movie. I know he isn't for everyone, but he is beautiful, and he loves taking his clothes off, so hey. Count me in.
ReplyDeleteHe is hot(pardon the pun)and stupid. A bad combination. He could be sterile now to. My favorite redneck name is Harnell.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the drama going on, I have not been to that other site and have no plans to. Not my thing and I'm not even curious.
preach it, kelly!
ReplyDeleteomg, kinsaey...lol @ "metro jethro"! that made my day and i plan to use it ad naseum.
read the article...awwww, he's likeable, despite the girly name. just can't hate on a tampa boy. they're good peeps.
LOL @BadFish There's definitely some hate out there for Enty and while I'm curious about his (her?) identity I come here for the snark.
ReplyDeletePookie:
ReplyDeletecomic's name is jon reep. Very funny guy. He's from Hickory, NC and lives in LA now.
I live in Houston - which, yes, is metro. Will never forget some dumbass from NYC about 15 years ago expressing real shock at all our freeways and paved roads and hotels and libraries and stuff, just like a civilized city.
Kinsey it sounds like the NYC dumbass saw one to many Beverly Hillbillies eps on Nick at Nite.
ReplyDeleteAs for the boiling peen --- OUCH and WTF? Was he trying to remove a rash or did he stick it somewhere and need it disinfected? OUCH!
@ Kinsey...you live in the Bayou City, too? YAY, what part?
ReplyDeleteI can understand pouring warm water in one's wetsuit when one is shooting a scene in freezing water. The assistant who did not mix cold water in with the steaming water before pouring it into the suit should've been fired!
Briefly, Channing Matthew Tatum was in Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs' video, the movies: Step Up, Public Enemies and GI Joe.
Where is this site that is anti-CDAN?
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