Casey Johnson was buried yesterday. Not invited to attend and make money off it, Tila Tequila was naturally upset. So, she did what she does best. Complain and attempt to garner sympathy from people who just don't care. The public. She is such a train wreck.
I wasn't aware that you could put yourself on suicide watch, but apparently Tila can. She told E! "I don't want to talk about the funeral. I wasn't allowed to go and I am so upset. I can't sleep and I am on suicide watch."
Uh huh. Also over the weekend, Tila said that she was pregnant. This makes for about the fourth time in the past few weeks she has been pregnant. This time she said it after a visit to a doctor's office. Apparently she thought it would lend more credibility if she was seen emerging from a doctor's office. Unfortunately for her, I don't think she understands that podiatrists don't normally deliver babies. Tila, psst. Here is a hint. Next time go to the one that only uses initials. Just saying.
Oh, and please, please, please set your DVR's for Larry King tomorrow night. Tila is going to be on Larry and I have a feeling this could be the best hour of the year.
Larry King reminds me of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteaaahhhhhh, thanks enty. she is unfuckingbelievable. i really can't wait to watch larry make her look like a complete idiot.
ReplyDeletei don't know. she's obv. an addict and in a lot of pain as well as being a famewhore. aren't they just exploiting her and casey by having her on larry? its like anna nicole.
ReplyDeleteEye roll. Tila's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteLarry King nixed her interview, actually. The Johnson family rightfully protested it to be in bad taste. I don't know why they would book her in the first place- she's absolutely toxic.
ReplyDeletehttp://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/tila_tequila_just_let_me_mourn.php
The link above contains picture taken the DAY AFTER Casey was found dead. Yeah, Tila sure seems to be on suicide watch.
she's not on the schedule on his page but if you go to his blog there is a piece with a tila video which states she will be their exclusive guest tomorrow. i guess we'll just have to be surprised...
ReplyDeleteWill she be doing drugs while she is pregnant?
ReplyDeletewho would want her to carry their unborn child?
ReplyDeletewell last night she was on her twitter going on and on about how she has NO friends or family and casey and her dogs were all poor poor tila had.
ReplyDeleteso i guess that means she's carrying the baby for nobody, since she has no family.
Larry King frightens me so I won't be watching.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I want to waste my time watching this mess.
ReplyDeleteEnty I love your site however:
ReplyDeleteYou do realize youre doing EXACTLY what Tila hopes you will, right?
Youre talking about her whenever she says or does something predictably stupid.
Meaning those of us who read your site daily are subjected to Tila Tequila news whether we want to see it or not.
So, as a result, Tila Tequila stays somewhat relevant.
And, as a society, we lose.
@Hello, it's me.
ReplyDeleteIf Ent and every other gossip site stopped talking about people who are wastes of space, there would be no celebrity gossip. And then we lose:(
STFU Tila. Seriously. I am one of the most sensitive people to suicide, and for her to throw a threat around like that is offensive to me. I would endorse a ban on this famewhore.
ReplyDeleteMel B, Mel G, Marissa, LiLo, this - there is a lot of skank on this site today.
ReplyDeleteTila, Casey, Paris, they are all Retarded, but their families let them rock on.
ReplyDeleteHello It's Me - thank you! Can we just stop fucking talking about this c&nt and stop directing people to watch her on whatever show she's on! That's how you contribute to the problem. This site is a fucking dream for PR people and fame whores.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that being a myspace posting whore is what made her "famous". That's all it takes these days, huh?
ReplyDeleteEnty wasn't directing us to watch her on LK, he was simply telling us that Tila's going to be on it, in case someone did want to watch.
ReplyDeleteAnd anyone who doesn't like this site certainly is not being forced to read it. It's Enty's site, he'll post what he chooses.
THIS IS SUCH A POWERFUL FAMILY, SHE IS TRULY INSANE....SHUT-UP GIRL..
ReplyDeletePoor Larry is usually so uninformed this is one interview I would actually watch. I'm glad to hear though that the family nixed it. Somewhere Shawn Merriman is doing the happy dance knowing he got away from this psycho.
ReplyDeleteDeclaring herself on a suicide watch is the funniest thing I've heard today, but it's still early...
very good point, helloit'sme. i think i've just been so mad about this story because she is just so unbelievably vile - it's really just amazing how someone so devoid of any talent or character is considered a celeb. i think that's why people gravitate towards this type of thing- because we can't imagine living our lives that way. i guess that's why we gravitate toward any celeb gossip though, isn't it?
ReplyDeletei really just want to see someone take tila down a notch so she will hopefully go away. so ROCK ON, LARRY!
this woman is so wonky she makes Lindsey appear sane and sober. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI doubt Larry King will be able to take her down that much. He's one step above People as far as I'm concerned, and even if he did manage to take her down a notch, she's too unaware to realise it. It's a lose-lose really.
ReplyDelete@sue ellen - he made carrie prejean uncomfortable enough to walk out, so i'm just hoping for something similar. i absolutely agree though that even if he did she probably wouldn't realize it, lol.
ReplyDelete@ballyhoo
ReplyDeleteYeah, sometimes he says things that make people uncomfortable, but most of the time I just yell at the t.v like a crazy person cause he's being too easy on them. Like spare me Marie Osmond, you know?
Tila used to be just annoying to me, but NOW I find her completely repulsive. She acts stupid and clueless, but I think she is actually VERY manipulative. There is a very vindictive streak in her. At this point it would not shock me in the slightest if it comes out that she either supplied Casey with drugs or even killed her before heading to New York. She is acting like all her dreams have come true, not like a person in morning. She lies constantly and then lashes out right and left when things don't go the way she wanted them to go. She really pings for me as a sociopath.
ReplyDelete*mourning*-not morning, oops
ReplyDeleteYes, let's have a TT ban. Just like there seems to be a PH ban--and isn't THAT nice??!
ReplyDeleteMichelle, I completely agree with you.
ReplyDeleteDid you guys see that her engagment video was directed by (i mean, not really directed, but conjured up by ) joe francis? I wonder how involved that guy is/was in their lives...
Noone is forced to watch it...but to the cynical minds:
ReplyDeleteWho are we to say Enty doesnt in some way benefit from continuing to draw attention to the Kim Kardashians and Tilas of the world?
Do we see Enty's paychecks? Do we know who his clients are?
The bottom line is if you truly disagree with why someone is famous - and Tila has no reason - then simply ignore them.
The reality is there will always be celebrity gossip. It's been around longer than any of us. As long as their are celebrities, there will be celebrity gossip.
But, unlike the truly famous whose talent made them interesting to the public, these people are celebrities thanks to gossip mongers needing to fill space.
Furthermore, part of the problem stems from people like Perez Hilton who attempt to skewer the celebrities only to realize "Wait! I can be just like them!"
The unfortunate part is celebrity gossip is a big business. But covering Tila Tequila is like ESPN sending reporters to cover the WWE. One may be a fake celeb and the other a fake sport but both have one thing in common: useless substance.
i admit, i can't turn away from the trainwreck that is tila. gawker has some great screen caps of her twitter...i can't keep away from that either. her 'mourning' includes twitter fights w/ perez and jasmine lennard...priceless stuff.
ReplyDeletenot to defend her...but she hasn't outright said she's pregnant. she's insinuating it a lot...but no outright declaration.
I kind of feel sorry for her, in a Lindsay Lohan kind of way. But at least LiLo has somewhat of an excuse for her fame. She used to be in movies and stuff. This bitch got famous on MySpace. MYSPACE!
ReplyDeleteI understand that Larry King has now pulled the interview. Good on him.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see Larry make an ass out of that retard.
ReplyDeleteShe is a plagued soul - its sad.
She declared herself on suicide watch? Hahahaha. She's too self absorbed to do that anyway.
ReplyDeleteLarry King interviewed Balloon Boy Hoax Father Moron....I'm glad he does have some standards.
Larry King and Tila=dueling idiots.
ReplyDeleteI'll be watching Death Comes to Town by the Kids in the Hall when/if this interview goes down.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I'm laughing at the people on tv.
All thats left is for Tila to hook up with Lindsay - Oh the Dramz !!
ReplyDeleteIf you put yourself on suicide watch, who is actually doing the watching? Did not realize Tila was so Zen...
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to figure out which Dr Pinsky show she's angling for, Sex Rehab II or Rehab! VI? Also, I now realize she is never going to go away and that makes me very sad.
I don't think she's understanding why she's not getting the mileage out of Casey Johnson's death she thought she was going to get, she doesn't understand the rich at all.