Blind Items Revealed
Monday, September 1, 2009
I like to call this one Easy & Skeezy. It doesn't really have anything to do with either of the people involved as a nickname. It just means that it is fairly easy to solve and one of the participants is particularly skeezy. When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are on the top of the reality show food chain.
So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him.
Jon Gosselin & Kim Kardashian
perfect nicknames enty. perfect.
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwwwwww. this blind actually evokes a little sympathy for kim. just ewwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteOh Jon..... *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteI hate all Kardashians, but even I would have to say she is above him!
Painful confession and admission:
ReplyDeleteI sometimes like Kim. (And Kourtney as well)
Man, he really is a douche.
ReplyDeletethey should get 2gether...easy marks...
ReplyDeleteOh, geez, well now you know there's a God because these two didn't hook up. Could you IMAGINE if she got pregnant by him???????????????? YIKES!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete:-0
I guess even she isn't that stupid.
ReplyDeleteIck. Nast.
ReplyDeletei think i just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDelete*shudder*
thanks for reveal day, enty!
He probably wasn't even that into her, he just knows she has family money.
ReplyDeleteoh god that was a good one.
ReplyDeleteJon is such a mega douche. I'm so glad his house of cards is crashing in on him now.
I think Kim K. is exoticly pretty breaks the size 0 hollywood mold.
I wonder if Robert Kardashian is rolling in his grave right now, with his kids whoring themselves to E! and Ryan Seacrest.
so not shocked by this reveal haha
ReplyDeletei want the old hollywood blind solved because if its not jean harlow then im shocked and it must have been bern's ex girlfriend with the mental problems who killed herself the next day or jean did kill him and the girl and mayer covered it up for them. there are soo many fascinating old hollywood mysteries!
Sporky:
ReplyDeleteOr more likely, her people aren't that stupid. LOL
ewwww. Double ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteDouchebag of the year goes to........
ReplyDeleteHello Jon go take care of your 8 kids! yuck!
ReplyDeleteDitto what Cecillia00 said.
ReplyDeleteagreed @lana I would love to read some old hollywood reveals!
ReplyDeleteugh. whatever sympathy i ever had for jon gosselin has long since disappeared. and i don't know why, but I really like kim kardashian, so I say, good for her on this one!
ReplyDeleteIck Nast.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI love the Kardashians, I think they're fun and so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteOh Jon...You're such a douchelord!
Cecelia you're probably right on that!
ReplyDeleteI wish Reggie Bush would open a whole six-pack of whoop-ass on Jon. I'd pay to see that. Or are Reggie and Kim still together?
ReplyDeleteEeeeeww. Back from family business... Time to get a glass of wine and start reading!
ReplyDeleteDitto, Lauren!
ReplyDeleteI'm with looserdude. I'd pay to see Reggie smack his ass to the ground.
ReplyDeleteSporky, if he could have helped her "career", I think her attitude would have been different. No matter how gross Gosselin is.
ReplyDeleteactually, they might deserve each other
ReplyDeleteLast I heard, Reggie and Kim are still together. I love the Kardashians too (I know, I know) and I agree with Apple that Kim's look is a refreshing departure from the size 0 waif or short-haired, flat-chested skinny pixie.
ReplyDeletelooserdude-I would shell out a few bucks to see that. reggie vs. gosselin.
ReplyDeleteJon..you are such a narcissist. You really think you could've bagged Kim? Everyone hated Kate but somehow you managed to f*ck that up. Amazing.
Poor Kim! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!
ReplyDeleteparissucksliterally: I agree.
ReplyDeleteAnd as I said, I sort of like her.
But I say no matter what, her people probably wouldn't let her near him.
GailfromMiami, I have to ask, WHY do you love the Kardashians? They sicken me- I am unable to grasp why anyone would like these people. Their fame seriously makes me ANGRY if I allow myself to think about it.
ReplyDeleteshiver me core
ReplyDeleteSomeday when Kim is just a blip on the fame radar, she'll hit on that. But for now, I'm with EWWW.
ReplyDeleteHe was into her because she has a show and he could get back into the spotlight. He's skeezy for sure. Though making a sex type of the two of them would be pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this one is a pitiful LoL'er on both parts.
ReplyDeleteLol poor Jon! What an idiot. I don't know very much about Kim, but good for her if she was being polite to the asshat, I wouldn't have been!
ReplyDeleteThey're similarly soulless fame whores, but on the looks level she is so out of his league it isn't even funny.
ReplyDeleteEwww. Just Ew. And he couldn't conceive of someone not being that into him, could he?
ReplyDeletemissed the props on this one:
ReplyDeleteMs. Cam said...
What about Jon Gosselin and Kim Kardashian? http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/09/78576/index.html
2:37 PM
good job!!!
OK, now which one is Skeezy?
ReplyDeleteKim is trashy and a grasping wannabe but she *is* gorgeous. Who woulda thunk she had some standards?
ReplyDeleteAs bottom of the barrel as the Kardashians are, Kim is leagues above him. UGH.
Kim is trashy and a grasping wannabe but she *is* gorgeous. Who woulda thunk she had some standards?
ReplyDeleteAs bottom of the barrel as the Kardashians are, Kim is leagues above him. UGH.
This one is HILARIOUS, exactly what a BI should be. I howled with laughter. Jon is such a skeeze. Can't stand him. And to have inflated his own sense of importance so much as to hit on a Kardashian!! Even the American Idol rejects are out of his league.
ReplyDeleteThey're both gross.
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