Tuesday, December 15, 2009
I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn't know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them.
Jeremy Piven
bahahahahahaha. excellent.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA........oh man I gotta come back to this one later I can't even talk right now
ReplyDeleteHilarious. He's such an egomaniac, yet I haven't been able to figure out why.
ReplyDeleteBWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat Piven!
We ALL got this one!
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up. It may not be Coke Mom, but it's a good one.
ReplyDeleteOMGLOL!
ReplyDeleteBest reveal of the day.....
ReplyDeleteThis one was sooooo obvious. But no less hilarious.
ReplyDelete"You're mother and I did the bald eagle last night, Trebek!"
ReplyDeleteI love the extended laughter from the ladies on this. Hmm, wonder if the guys would be more empathetic.
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ReplyDeleteSerena said...
Piven!
1:34 PM
first comment no less!!! Great job! you guys are good guessers!!!
this one could have only been the piv, hahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhat an ass LOL
ReplyDeletebald douche of the year
ReplyDeleteoh my sides! my sides hurt from laughing!
ReplyDeletewhat a douche....sigh
Personally, I don't know why guys try so hard to fight it. I wouldn't find a guy *less* sexy with no hair....the piv, however, is not sexy-hair or not!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the guy. He's clearly more slef conscious of his hair than I have ever been of anything.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else studied his head closely since this BI?? I have for sur....
ReplyDeleteTreesap- in a survey done a few years ago (I don't remember by whom), most women placed having a full head of hair near the bottom of the list when looking for the ideal mate. Some comment were made the we men shouldn't do the dreaded comb-over or wear toupees. In Hollywood, though, it's very different, I gather.
ReplyDelete*still giggling*
ReplyDeletewhat i wouldn't give to see a pix of his toupees resting place!
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ReplyDeleteMy husband is bald and I love a comfortably bald man. What is douchier than a not-so-attractive-to-begin-with guy with no neck who thinks plugs and wigs will make him look manly, when in fact, it just makes him look ... Piven-ish?
ReplyDeleteOMG! LOVE THIS! Thanks, Enty. Am SO going to call him out if I ever see him - unless he's being nice that day.
ReplyDeletecan you imagine in the middle of getting your groove on, the guy says don't touch my head. What a buzz kill.
ReplyDeleteDoes Piven think we don't know he is bald?
I had my head shaved when I was a teen and joined the military, I thank god I still have a full head of hair now. Bald looks good on some people but not all. Also, the pivert just gets on my nerves.
ReplyDeleteif he doesn't want his hair touched...then that probably means he is not a "giver."
ReplyDeletedouble douche on you!!!
Does anyone remember his appearance on "Seinfeld" where Piven plays the part of an actor who plays the part of George Costanza in Jerry and George's pilot for NBC? He was pretty bald and chubby back then. Always laugh my head off every time I see it.
ReplyDeleteBest Reveal Yet. Enty, these have been great. Thanks for a great year.
ReplyDeleteOkay this is way too funny. His poor one-night stands!
ReplyDeletelol@girly
ReplyDeleteThat is EXACTLY what that means!!!Double boo!!!
LMAO at this one!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a reveal party unless Piven is one of them!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was him as I remember seeing his bold head in the movie "Miami Rhapsody."
ReplyDelete@APPLE - omg! YES! total buzzkill!!! i can't imagine gettin down and dirty with someone (especially for the first time) and them cutting you off very sharply and being ordered DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR!
ReplyDeletewow! totally redick!
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ReplyDeleteAren't any of those one night stand chicks smart enough to snap a cell phone pic of the wig platforms? Or perhaps even a housekeeper? That would be pretty funny.
ReplyDeletebetter yet can you imagine being in the middle of getting your groove on and actually DO reach up and end up with a hand full of toup? now there's a buzzkill. plus a little vomit in the mouth, for sure.
ReplyDeleteThat's great. He should use the extras to cover up his giant tits the next time he hits the beach.
ReplyDeleteAri Gold ,you're the one reason to see Entourage if i should look it
ReplyDeleteEgo, thy name is Piven.
ReplyDeleteHe pulled the Shat/Burt where they were obviously losing their hair when younger (Shat in Star Trek, Burt in Deliverance, Piven in PCU), then all of a sudden there hair line advances 3 iches forward. Own your baldness like Bruce Willis or better yet Billy Zane!
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