Tuesday, January 26, 2010

5 Year Old Kids Who Know Celebrity Gossip


Denise Richards was on Oprah where she stuck to her story that she and Heather Locklear were no longer friends when decided to start having sex with Heather's husband so that made it all ok. But, other than that she was on Oprah to talk about Charlie Sheen and she did. She said Charlie never hit her but that she was scared of him and that is why she left.

The one thing that caught my attention was the fact that her oldest child found out Charlie was in jail when one of her fellow kindergarten classmates asked her if her dad was still in jail. Really? Five year old kids roaming through the classroom discussing the Kardashians and whether someone is in jail or not. So, maybe the kid's parent works for TMZ.

Harvey Levin - You tell that kid of yours to go up to Denise's kid and ask if her dad is still in jail.

Denise says Charlie called the kids on Christmas from jail and now Denise and Charlie have a special relationship. Uh huh. Do you think they have ex-sex?

27 comments:

  1. I believe that a 5-year-old could have overheard his/her parents talking about Charlie being in jail. I doubt that happened but being the mom of a 6-year-old, it is definitely plausible.

    Ex-sex? Only if he pays.

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  2. I had sex with a guy who looks EXACTLY like a younger Charlie Sheen a few years ago. He works at Trader Joe's in Sherman Oaks. haha, it still cracks me up to this day.. that's what afternoon cheap wine will do to ya!

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  3. Anonymous12:31 PM

    LOL@special relationship

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  4. I saw the interview and to me she almost sounded like a liar in terms of the abuse. One minute she's all but claiming he wasn't abusive, then she says "I filed the reports and got a restraining order". Yes Denise you did which means you had to show some proof that you were abused. If you can't admit it now why the heck are you on Oprah?

    Oh and she kept saying she wanted to protect her children because they didn't ask for the spotlight etc. Then why were they on your reality show Denise?

    She is such a liar.


    I feel sorry for all of Charlie's children, because they don't stand a chance with either parent.

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  5. Anonymous12:40 PM

    I'm not surprised at anything a 5 year old knows about. My youngest came home from kindergarten talking about "boo foo", a term I'd never heard at the time. Thankfully his older sister explained, and he learned not to say it again.

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  6. What does boo foo mean?

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  7. Beats the heck out of me.. what is a boo foo?

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  8. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Boo foo apparently is butt f**k.

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  9. I find it absolutely plausible the kids at school were talking, even at 5. The parents know the Sheen kids go there, they are going to talk even more. They might even ask their own kids if they notice anything off with the Sheen kids / are they upset, etc. It is amazing what little kids pick up! That said, I actually think Denise is okay - she's a LOT better than Brooke, who was drunk on her babes' first Christmas morning. I'm also not convinced she got pneumonia as a complication of detox, and her mom looking to send her to a spa is just a joke of a cover for REHAB... a clear necessity.

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  10. Of course they have ex-sex... right after his check clears.

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  11. OMG! I feel so bad for your little 5 year old child's ears.

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  12. oops - sorry, I meant, I am also fairly convinced about the detox / pneumonia / rehab :) What otherwise healthy 32yo has pneumonia after a wisdom tooth removal? and what 32 y.o. still has their wisdom teeth? if you keep them past early 20s, you keep them. if they are troublesome, you get them out in your teens or early 20s at the latest. I think she detoxed, had it rough and now their search for a spa is really a need for rehab.

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  13. I am 34 and I still have 3 of my wisdom teeth. My dentist WANTS to remove them and I refuse.

    I still think somethings up with Brooke though.

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  14. But, Harriet, has your dentist wanted to remove them for a long time? Dentists usually recommend this in late teens / early 20s, after that, it's kinda like eh - why bother, if they aren't troubling, they probably won't any worse than they are. And, would you schedule surgery right before needing to be in court on a domestic violence hearing for your husband? Just saying ...

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  15. Oh I can see the mother's of the kids in Lola and Sam's classes following any gossip and talking to each other or in front of the kid about the Sheen's, and the kid go right to school and ask Lola or Sam if their daddy was still in jail. This doesn't surprise me at all, many times women who have nannies do the school pick up when they know a famous parent is dropping off and picking up their kids. That old saying fits, small walls have big ears.

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  16. I agree, not on my dollar, she seemed like she was lying about ALOT of things, not just the abuse. Even when Oprah said "what did they get for Christmas?" She said "an American Girl doll," Oprah said "which one?" and she said, "uh, uh, I just went overboard." Now I can't name an American Doll, but I have boys, and If I had just bought one even if I didn't know the name, I would've said, "oh the cute redhead with the hat" or whatever. Just seemed like a lie for no reason.

    ALSO about the girls finding out about their dad. She said they talked to him in jail on Christmas, and then a kid told them, then she had to explain. But who goes to school the days or even week after Christams. I know the time line could be longer, but she almost made it seem like they knew he was in jail when they talked to him. It was just weird.

    Oh, and Enty totally called her famewhoring when the Sheen arrest happened.

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  17. I wonder how much $$$
    Denise got for this
    interview on Oprah?
    Grab it while ya can!!

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  18. Any kid near a TV is going to know the daily gossip!

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  19. I can't believe they have ex sex. Charlie called her (and recorded by Denise) a nigger (his words not mine).

    Charlie is despicable but like most sociiopaths charms his way out of little problems like threatning wives w/ knives. CBS didn't even lift their heads up when his arrest went down.

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  20. I wouldn't be surprised that the daughter heard something at school. Kids repeat everything they hear and I'm completely appalled at what some parents have no problem discussing in front of their young children

    boo foo is a new term to me too.

    partial transcript
    http://www.oprah.com/entertainment/Denise-Richards-Speaks-Out

    I didn't see the show so I don't know if she said special relationship. When I use that particular phrase it usually means "we tolerate each other".

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  21. Does anyone else not see any resemblance between those two girls and Denise and Charlie? Everytime I see their picture, I don't see either parent in their faces.

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  22. Patty said...
    Does anyone else not see any resemblance between those two girls and Denise and Charlie? Everytime I see their picture, I don't see either parent in their faces.

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    I see a combination of Denise & her sister in the kids. A bit of Charlie if you subtract his menacing stare.

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  23. @chihuahuense,

    Yes Denise's interview on Oprah just didn't make any sense. She made Charlie out to be a decent guy so why was she there? She wouldn't give any direct responses to the abuse issue so what was the purpose of the discussion?

    She, Charlie and Brooke all three deserve each other.

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  24. i could so see my 5 year old trying to access ontd or cdan on his little thomas laptop and talking about it the next day in school......

    dude, kids now really probably do talk about it. ugh.

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  25. Really? No one here remembers 'Valley Girl' by Moon Unit Zappa?

    "Like my English teacher,
    He's like, he's like Mr. BU-FU!
    We're talking Lord God King BU-FU...
    I am SO SURE!"

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  26. The greatest day in celebrity gossip will be the day one of the Sheen/Richards girls is impregnated by one of the Spears/Federline boys! That offspring would be so bat-shit crazy, it would probably be born with hooves. Just imagine the possibilities of the next celebrity generation.

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  27. Wasn't there a Blind Item Revealed, or just Blind Item, that detailed CS and HL engaging in child perversion with HL/TL daughter?
    Or, am I imagining this?

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