Your Turn

It is that time of the year where holiday parties abound. It is also for some reason the time of year where people drink a little too much at said holiday parties and then embarrass themselves for the next year or two. I want your best holiday party story. If you don't have a holiday party story, I would also love to know what your best or worst present was. I think that has been a topic before but there are always new people coming into the site or maybe you didn't get a chance to share before. My favorite holiday party story involves a former boss of mine who had been married several times. Despite his unattractiveness, every year he would invariably find some drunk woman who must have been blind to his looks from the consumption of alcohol and they would hook up in whatever corner of the venue where the party was held. There is nothing that quite prepares you for the shock of walking into the bathroom and seeing your boss and a co-worker having sex. Looks much more attractive in porn than it does staring at you in the face. Just saying.