Thanks to all of you who found the Lindsay Lohan Cash warren story for me. It is probably my favorite story of the week. Forget about Tiger or any of that. All week I have been trying to think of a reason why Cash Warren would ever think about making out with Lindsay Lohan. Yes, he has cheated in the past, but I haven't heard anything like that since he was married and with Lindsay? Really? How dark was this club and how wasted was he?
US Weekly described the kiss as raw. When I think of Lindsay and raw I think of disease and open sores. I know they wanted us to think it was passionate and animalistic. I'm just saying they should think about their subjects more and realize I now have spent the better part of two days wondering if there are any open sores on either of them. I mean wasn't it last year that LA Rag Mag or someone said Jessica Alba has herpes and got it from Derek Jeter. So, if she has it would it stand to reason that perhaps Cash has it also? I don't know. I do know that when I read things like this and my imagination takes over I just want to live in a full body glove.
ICK NAST - Enty....the visual was rather disturbing !!
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ReplyDeleteeww, ewwwwww, ewwwwwwwwwww, enty! makes me want to douse my brain in bleach.
ReplyDeleteLOL at full body glove. Would it be enough with her?
ReplyDeleteI'm keep thing of that Pussycat Dolls song and Lindsay singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?"
ReplyDeleteand then he goes home to Jessica with Lindsay funk...
ReplyDeleteThis is making me gag...cough...like Jessica Alba...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel compelled to take a shower after reading that. blech.
ReplyDeleteLindsay must do it ALL. And by ALL, I mean whatever it is that Elin Nordegren won't do for Tigger, and what Eliot Spitzer's wife wouldn't do for him.
ReplyDeleteShe's a dirrrrtttty one.
It was two years ago, at the time you said you thought the story wasn't true. It was actually sourced to Cash Warren's assistant and really? We think he has an assistant? You then changed your mind because you decided you didn't like Jessica Alba after she got pregnant.
ReplyDeleteX17 practically stalks Lindsay Lohan and they say she was at a different club that night. Do you really think Cash is so stupid as to cheat on his wife with someone who has a smaller bank account? Are you really so willing to swallow anything negative about Lindsay that you think a story like this that happens in public takes two weeks to come out? I know the answer to the second is yes, but it's still pretty sad to read.
"When I think of Lindsay and raw I think of disease and open sores. " Hahahah, that was exactly what I was thinking when I read about this *L*
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Awrighty--Lindsay doesn't exactly seem above anything sordid, does she?
ReplyDeleteI mean, at this point the general public pretty much believes anything negative about the poor girl.
If she'd spend a night (even one!) at home once in a while and do something useful with her life other than shop and visit clubs, we'd be a bit less jaded.
Either Cash was drunk or desperate to be making out with La Lohan.
ReplyDeleteJessica! Welcome to CDAN.
ReplyDelete@awrighty: you're the reason voice
ReplyDeleteIS HE REALLY THAT STUPID, HE HAS A SUGAR MOMMY AT HOME....THIS BOY HAS WAY TOO MUCH TO LOOSE.
ReplyDeleteThat gave me mental pictures that I did NOT want. I now feel as though I need to delouse my brain...ugh.
ReplyDeleteI think at this point Lyndsay IS just a giant, raw disease-ridden sore.
ReplyDeleteBlech!
Awrighty = Dina Lohan
ReplyDeleteANYWAY, how many women has Derek Jeter slept with?? Holy. If I were a guy, I wouldn't touch Lindsay with Piven's dick.
RQ I'm pretty sure they already have hahah
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