Tuesday, December 08, 2009

What Do You Think John Stamos Did?


Two people were arrested last week in connection to an extortion plot. The person they were trying to extort? John Stamos. The Smoking Gun has all the details and the criminal complaint, but here is a summary. John Stamos met a woman at a party back in 2004. They apparently had a relationship as they have communicated throughout the intervening years. At some point the woman got a boyfriend and the pair decided to try and extort $680,000 from Stamos or they would release photos that would ruin his reputation.

Well, Stamos' lawyers called the FBI and now the couple has been arrested. My question is this. What kind of pictures could they have which would ruin his reputation? Does John have a squeaky clean reputation? I don't think pictures of him naked in bed with a couple of undergraduates would do anything. I think it is VERY interesting to note that John and Rebecca separated in the early part of 2004 and I am wondering if this party was after the separation or perhaps the cause of the separation. That timing is way too coincidental.

Sex with guys and women? Reputation ruining? I don't know. Anyway, what do you think? What kind of pictures are there that could ruin his reputation?

52 comments:

  1. Me thinks JS is into strap ons or dressing like a woman in bed.

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  2. I thought his ex wife already admitted to having had a sexually adventurous marriage, complete with recreational drug use?? Besides, doesn't this kind of thing just reinforce his "stud" reputation? He'll always be hot Uncle Jesse to me LOL

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  3. Well she was probably 17 is my guess. She's 23 now, do the math.

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  4. I'll bet it has something to do with 2 dollar bills, a donkey and a golf cart.

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  5. "What kind of pictures are there that could ruin his reputation?"

    Hum .. I am picturing a flashlight, a mouse, yoghurt, an eye patch and a Joan Crawford-esque velvet robe!

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  6. What, pictures of Jesse and the Rippers' backstage groupie antics?

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  7. Maybe he can fellate himself.

    Although, I would think he would WANT that to get out...

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  8. I thought he was the one who filed for divorce. I vaguely recall stories about her being frazzled at a movie premier.

    I dunno, considering that when Letterman went to the law over extortion a lot of dirt came out about him, I think Stamos figures whatever these people have won't ruin him.

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  9. @Babs - that's why that douchebag Chad Kroeger brags about how he can do it.

    Could be any of the above for Stamos - threesome, doin' some drugs, etc? Good for him for calling the cops and not bothering with tricks like this.

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  10. I'm picturing freaky deaky S&M stuff.

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  11. @Twinkle Toes.....hmmm, interesting. But if that were true, why call the feds on himself?

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  12. Pictures of Him and DJ effing in the basement studio on steve's Varsity jacket.

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  13. Uncle Jesse? John Stamos will always be Blackie Parrish...

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  14. He took nude pictures of Kimmie Gibler then had a threesome with the Olson twins when they turned 18.

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  15. Sex romp with at least one other male involved.

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  16. He was married to Rebeca Romain at that time. And he was out doing freaky shit? Moron.

    And I vote for gay sex. And beastiality. And gay beastiality. While wearing womens' clothes. In a church. With the Olsen twins videotaping in between doing blow off each others bony asses.

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  17. I vote that it was a jail-bait relationship.

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  18. My friend worked at Disney World when Stamos was the grand marshall of the Christmas parade. He told me he was kicked out for life after they found him having a gay orgy in his hotel room.

    Just throwin' it out there.

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  19. I wouldn't be surprised about any of the above. I will always love him.

    On another note, are the eyes of that other guy freaking anyone out? They are straight-up scary.

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  21. Maybe now Lainey will get her wish and Jen Aniston will hook up with him. If she liked John Mayer, imagine what she could do with some S&M, gay, drugged out orgies.

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  22. Kicked out for life at Disneyland? Dang.

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  23. Who the eff cares. It's none of our business.

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  24. If the pictures are worth $680K what is a (slightly used) gerbil worth?

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  25. @Daveb...the gerbil ain't talking.

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  26. drug+sex+ young boys+animal= $680K extortion?!

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  27. omg, so he's on the d/l. wow....

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  28. One word: children.

    anything else is yawn inducing
    in HOllywood today.

    But... children?
    Say 'good - night gracie..'

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  29. I did the math and I got 18.

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  30. If there were children involve I'm sure Stamos would've bought that video/pictures no way would he call the feds.

    I'm thinking a gay orgy as well.

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  31. Him fucking Jennifer Aniston would do it for me.

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  32. I dunno - I think if it were anything seriously off-side, he wouldn't be calling the cops, who are obviously gonna see the pictures.

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  33. Thisisridiculous, I agree with you. If minors or drugs were involved, no way Stamos would have called the feds. It had to be something controversial (for him, anyway), but not illegal. Like gay sex.

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  34. Two words: tiny penis.

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  35. And I vote for gay sex. And beastiality. And gay beastiality. While wearing womens' clothes. In a church. With the Olsen twins videotaping in between doing blow off each others bony asses.

    I'm with Sean on this one! I think it's gotta be a gay thing because really who cares! Plus when he dated that girl what's her name the kinky one? I figured John was into kinky stuff... What was her name? Just recently she did that stripper movie???

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  36. She didn't do the movie recently but he dated her recently...

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  37. uuummmmm does anyone know who the girl in the picture is???? i SERIOUSLY think i used to know her. if her name is theresa and she lives/lived in vegas this is gonna be real weird!

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  38. you all say everything like its a bad thing....

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  39. (puts her fingers in her ears) Lalalalalala I can't hear you I don't want to know I don't want to ruin my cougar fantasies of John Stasmos!! Lalalalalala.......

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  40. I have a feeling it must involve a little bi-sexual action or something gay-related which would be damaging, but not fatal, in our effed-up homophobic country. It wouldn't kill his rep as long there's a woman involved, too. Hard core drug use, like shooting up herion or injecting or smoking meth would be even worse, but again, his reputation would recover. Young kids or animals however would be the absolute kiss of death (unless he were to die, in which case he would become a lesser deity, or start directing movies, in which case he'd just have to move to France). I doubt that it's kids or animals. No way he'd risk that getting out.

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  41. Whatever it is, it's obviously legal since they brought in the FBI so fast. I'm going with some boy-on-boy something with him as the catcher, rather than the pitcher. I see cross dressing and/or SM accents to it.

    ..although..if he's into humiliation, put em out there. I for one, would be more likely to go to a John Stamos concert. I saw him drum for the Beach Boys in the late 80s.

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  42. As long as he didn't have sex with GIRLS that looked like his nieces on the show WTF cares?

    Really he could be with the Rockettes, Richard Gere and a pack of crazed gerbils and I don't think it would effect his career.

    Although now I'm wondering what blind he fits....

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  43. Way, waaaay back in the late 80's, I was at a party near the Washington, D.C. area. A guy at the party had a sister who worked in L.A., something to do with Hollywood but I don't remember what it was. Anyway, she had told him how John Stamos was giving some director oral sex for a part.
    This was 25 years ago, mind you, and hardly a reliable source lol, but I always remembered it and wondered about him because of it.

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  44. i doubt there's anything out there that could ruin his reputation.
    besides, these two don't sound too bright, and stamos would know whether or not he'd done anything that would screw himself.
    besides the extortion attempt, they broke several other laws, why wouldn't he call the feds?

    and i don't know about being banned from the park, never heard that one, but lohan HAS been permanently banned, after she rented the park for a private party (her birthday) and TOTALLY trashed the place. believe, you've got to do some serious damage to be banned for life. oh, that little stunt was the final straw for disney, and resulted in her termination, also.

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  45. He. Is. Gorgeous. He is also very intelligent so a dumb act would surprise me. And for his sexual preferences? I don't care. If you have the time, go on youtube and watch his stint as the MC on Broadway in Cabaret ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMIs3Ch5sI

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  46. So when can we see his naked pictures??????

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  47. FYI, the FBI most likely was called in because of the the alleged extortion victim (Stamos) and the alleged event(s) and/or claimants (chick and her guy) happened/lived out of state from Stamos's legal residence. No reflection on the actual alleged incident in alleged extortion.

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  48. He is bi and also into drugs, but would anyone really care these days?

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  49. Meh i'd still do him.....

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  50. I doubt ha was banned from Disneyland because he was a guest at The View when they filmed there in 08 or 07.

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  51. John & Col. Mustard in the library with a candlestick.

    Other than that, I got nothin'.

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