Two People Fly Together - They Must Be Dating

Have you ever been on a plane with a celebrity? Hey, well congratulations because you are obviously dating them. Did you get off the plane at the exact same time as the celebrity? No? Well then you must be hiding your relationship with them. For the past week it seems that every tabloid has tried to put Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in some kind of relationship. They both attended that Morocco thing last week. Now, I am too lazy to check but I'm guessing that if two people are in LA and they want to get to Morocco and leave the same day they will probably be on the same flight. I'm guessing there aren't that many flights that work out. So, last week Orlando and Jennifer flew to London and connected to Morocco. Well, according to the tabloids they took great pains to not be photographed together when leaving the plane. Whatever.

They don't mention that in London Orlando met his girlfriend Miranda Kerr and the three of them flew to Morocco together and the three of them were photographed together in Morocco and they all flew back to London together. Nope. Where the story picks up is that Miranda flew to New York from London and Orlando and Jennifer to Los Angeles on the same plane. Wow, a second date. Maybe they had sex on the plane and she is pregnant and will show the world she has moved on with her life. When they got off the plane they were not together. Uh oh? Trouble in paradise. Did Orlando leave her for the flight attendant who is an Angelina look a like?