Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Today's Blind Items
So this female Real reality star was out shopping on Sunday and standing in line with what my source said was an incredibly hot guy. Anyway, who she was with is not really the point of this, but just an added bonus. Anyway, the point is our reality star who has even had her own show was talking on her cell phone in a very, very loud voice. This was annoying to the other 20 people in line, but not as annoying as the way she was talking on the phone. It was described as the most superficial, high pitched squeaky phone call of all time and everyone in line was cringing. The guy with her was apparently used to it and his main job appeared to be carrying things for the reality star. Well, as the line progresses she is so absorbed in her own world and her own call that she fails to see an elderly man in front of her who has bent over to retrieve something. Not seeing anyone in front of her, our reality star pushes by the guy, knocking him to the floor and walks up to the register. Meanwhile the people behind her help the man back to his feet. Our reality star continued to chat very very loudly the entire time at the register and as she walked out the door.
Kathy Griffin?
ReplyDeleteTila Tequila?
ReplyDeleteTiffany from I Love New York? She's SOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying!
ReplyDeleteone of Karkashian sisters??
ReplyDeleteI loathe her.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope it's not Kathy Griffin. I love her.
ReplyDeleteEnty I have no clue as to who this is but please reveal so I can appropriately direct my scorn to the correct celebutard.
lauren conrad?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or do the CDAN posts get posted quick and leave me hanging?? I mean, it feels like 20 min from first post of the day to the BI
ReplyDeleteTwo words. Rude Bitch.
ReplyDeleteparisite?
ReplyDeleteit's the high pitched voice thing.
Oh, Paris sounds about right...
ReplyDeleteAudrina Patridge?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't "Real" mean it's one of the Housewives?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Kathy Griffin. I think Kathy would have tried to set her mom up with the old dude.
ReplyDeleteReal reality star...
ReplyDeleteReal housewifes?
Don't watch any of them so wouldn't know one if she, you know, knocked me over in the supermarket....!
I was thinking the same thing mooshki, which 1 has a squeaky voice?
ReplyDeletewhoever it is, they need to be smacked on the head
ReplyDelete*sigh* i meant housewiVes.... am not that dumb!
ReplyDeleteReal = Real World = Paris. What a bitch.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Kat von D for some reason. The way she talks makes me want to kill my ears.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jo from OC Housewives? She has the most annoying voice, seems like a total jerk, and had her own show with that tool Slade.
ReplyDeleteWhitney Port? Accent on the real - show is "reality" but scripted?
ReplyDeleteGotta be Tila Tequila!
ReplyDeleteOMG........I HATE THESE PEOPLE......
ReplyDeleteIt's Tila. The fact that she's with a cute dude whilst being so very, very 'engaged' to that CRAZY J&J heiress.
ReplyDeleteThe squeeky call is b/c she is pregnant as a surrogate for her brother and SiL.
Tila is like 4'10" and 90lbs. Could she really knock a guy over? It sounds like Paris to me too, Bunny.
ReplyDeleteBridget Marquardt from The Girls Next Door. She had her own show, Bridget's Beaches, on the Travel Channel. Her voice is very babyish and high-pitched, and her boyfriend is really cute.
ReplyDeleteJust curious why there are so few blind items anymore - used to get Daily Mirror, Post etc... Did Ent announce anything that I missed? (I've looked...)
ReplyDeleteParis doesn't usually talk in a high-pitched squeak. Her affected voices are usually either baby-talk or that snarky "I'm better than you" drawl.
ReplyDeleteI like the Bridgette guess...she is just the kind of ditz to do something like that. Truly in her own little world...honestly no clue...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the Real meant Real World or Real Housewives.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to say Kim Whoredashian
ReplyDeleteKim Zolciak?
ReplyDeleteDenise Fallon
ReplyDeleteMy only problem with the Paris guess is that I can't see her waiting in line in the first place! I bet it's one of those people from the Hills.
ReplyDeletekate gosselin?
ReplyDeleteit could happen.
this could really be any of the above mentioned, couldn't it? rude, self involved bitch with an annoying voice describes a LOT of reality stars, lol. i hate how they get a show and then act like they're julia freaking roberts all of a sudden when really most people watch their shows just to laugh at them.
ReplyDeletethat said, the most annoying voices to me belong to kardashians, specifically that pregnant one. if she were out with some hot guy that would sure be considered a bonus to a blind item - i don't think her man would be described as "incredibly hot"...
I also think it's Jo from the RHoOC. The having her own show thing is the part I can't apply to anyone else. Plus on her twitter she said she was going Christmas shopping that day.
ReplyDeleteWhoever they are, they're a turd.
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian???
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Megan Houseman (Beauty & the Geek, Rock of Love). She had her own show a while back, Megan wants a Millionaire or something, and she has an annoying baby-doll voice.
ReplyDeleteI like the Jo guess. Well, I don't like it, but you know what I mean. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat an ASSHOLE.
ReplyDeleteAny of them? :)
ReplyDeletebefore the hills wasnt lauren conrad part of the real o.c. which followed a few people then the hills became her own t.v show from her perspective
ReplyDeleteJackie - Megan is a great guess! i can totally see her doing this, god i hate her. Enty makes it sound like she used to have a reality show - past tense, so i don't think it is anyone who has a show that is still on. blind says she even HAD her own show. this means no kim k., no housewive that is still on the show, no kathy griffin. i don't think it is paris, Enty would/could have said she had more than one show. i with megan on this one.
ReplyDeleteLike Mango requested..Please reveal this one. This mutant deserves it.
ReplyDeleteSporky, your "turd" comment tickled me.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't gibe with the "Real" clue, but I immediately thought of Janice Dickinson.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Kathy Griffin has said in real life, Paris doesn't talk in the "little girly girl" voice we've heard.
ReplyDeleteKendra? or Holly?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Theresa; it's probably Jo from Real Housewives. She is the only one who has had her own reality spin-off, and she seems to be really superficial and annoying.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Kirsty Alley.
ReplyDeleteRemember she was in Fat Actress and isn't she doing a reality show about weight loss now?
I was thinking Gretchen, but then again I haven't heard her speak.
ReplyDeleteparis hilton? she has super annoying superficial baby voice. sounds like my sister or most girls in california now.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those Blind Items that make the approaching arrival of reveal day extra special. This loathsome cretin needs to be outed.
ReplyDeleteI am beyond mortified to admit that my first thought upon seeing the word "Real," was Real Chance of Love. Shoot me now...
ReplyDeleteI like the Bridgette guess...she is just the kind of ditz to do something like that.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, I liked her best out of the three ho's in Hef's house. And wasn't she (allegedly) working on her second master's degree? You'd think she'd have an effen clue...
REVEAL REVEAL REVEAL!
It can't be Kathy Griffin - the "incredibly hot guy" with her would most likely be her assistant Tom.
ReplyDeleteDo you see what I'm driving at???
No offense intended to Tom, but he's not "incredibly hot".
I like the Jo from RHOA guess. She's the only RH with a squeaky voice, and she's had her own show, and it would take a bat to the head to get her to pay attention to someone other than Jo.
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ReplyDeleteThe BI says "Real reality TV star", which I think serves as a hint to Real Housewives. It must be one of them.
ReplyDeleteOh Please! This is none other than Kate Gosselin, who thinks the whole world revolves around her! and her 'body guard', Mr. Steve.
ReplyDeleteOr someone from The Real World, but I can't think of any of them that had their own show. Except Eric Nies from season 1 but, well, he's a dude.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the rest of you. Real reality can't be a typo, it's a pointer to a show with Real in its title. That said, I don't watch any of those so I have no idea who it might be.
ReplyDeleteKate Gosselin doesn't have a squeaky voice.
ReplyDeleteSounds just like Kelly Killoren Bensimon of Real Housewives of NYC. She is a selfish self-obsessed nutcake who disregards the feelings of others and hangs out with young stud types (and occasionally gets indicted for beating them up)
ReplyDeletescreams Megan H!
ReplyDeletehot guy, shopping, oblivious to the world....
Shoe addict, I'm glad to make you smile. I can't think of a better word to describe someone that inconsiderate. Except maybe shitwaffle, but I've been using that one a lot lately...
ReplyDeleteK, this is where I would have grabbed her by the back of the shirt, pulled her back, and shown her what she just did. Yes, it may have come across as rude on my part to her, but people like this NEED to have their own rudeness thrown back at them instantly.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I have done it in the past, and will keep doing it. I once threw a whole shopping bag filled with refuse that a teenage kid had just thossed out of the car window while his mom was waiting at the red light. Right back in the window he'd just tossed it out of!
The look on both their faces was priceless, especially since I followed my return with "you dropped something"
This reminds me of a story someone once told me. An older person was in front of her in line at a grocery store, and the younger person was feeling fidgety because the older lady was so slow unloading her cart. The older lady turned and looked at her and said, "Don't worry, honey, one day you will be old and slow, too."
ReplyDeleteThis better be revealed on New Year's Day!!!!! This person needs to be shunned!!!!
ReplyDeleteBiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
ReplyDeleteMy money is on Tiffany "New York" Pollard. She had her own show & one of the contestants was named Real. If anyone is squealy & self-absorbed, it's her.
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