Today is a good day for Christoph Waltz. First the Golden Globe nomination and now the top spot. Oh, and he got to hang out with Eli Roth last night.
I know the Golden Globe nominations are early. Like a 3am call time, but you would think Diane Kruger could do more than grab her blanket and hook it with a pin.
Justin Timberlake was also an announcer for the nominations. I call this his they make me wear an outfit like this everytime I am on SNL and people seem to like it so I will wear it all the time for important events look.
BJ Novak could use some sun.
Gerard Butler close up.
And further back.
The struggles of parents and kids. Gwen and Kingston.
Pete and that Jungle Book sounding name.
I don't know about black and white photos of Hugh.
Color seems to work much better.
Hugh Jackman and his lovely wife.
John Mayer has decided to stop dating and wear ugly Christmas sweaters as a deterrent.
The dog I feel most sorry for other than those owned by Paris Hilton. Kate Beckinsale has hung the dog by the leash and left it in a car for 6 hours.
Kate Hudson is no longer dating Alex Rodriguez. Here is she is going into Alexa Chung.
And leaving Alexa Chung.
Is that a missile or are you just happy to see me? You know he said it. You just know it.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
My favorite Cruz sister, Monica Cruz.
Yes, yes, I missed him yesterday. I'm sorry. Here is Nathan Fillion.
I actually think Sarah Jessica Parker looks better live than in the airbrushed photo.
A first time appearance for Tim Dekay.
This is not a scene from Gossip Girl. This is what Taylor Momsen wore out yesterday.
I know the Golden Globe nominations are early. Like a 3am call time, but you would think Diane Kruger could do more than grab her blanket and hook it with a pin.
Justin Timberlake was also an announcer for the nominations. I call this his they make me wear an outfit like this everytime I am on SNL and people seem to like it so I will wear it all the time for important events look.
BJ Novak could use some sun.
Gerard Butler close up.
And further back.
The struggles of parents and kids. Gwen and Kingston.
Pete and that Jungle Book sounding name.
I don't know about black and white photos of Hugh.
Color seems to work much better.
Hugh Jackman and his lovely wife.
John Mayer has decided to stop dating and wear ugly Christmas sweaters as a deterrent.
The dog I feel most sorry for other than those owned by Paris Hilton. Kate Beckinsale has hung the dog by the leash and left it in a car for 6 hours.
Kate Hudson is no longer dating Alex Rodriguez. Here is she is going into Alexa Chung.
And leaving Alexa Chung.
Is that a missile or are you just happy to see me? You know he said it. You just know it.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
My favorite Cruz sister, Monica Cruz.
Yes, yes, I missed him yesterday. I'm sorry. Here is Nathan Fillion.
I actually think Sarah Jessica Parker looks better live than in the airbrushed photo.
A first time appearance for Tim Dekay.
This is not a scene from Gossip Girl. This is what Taylor Momsen wore out yesterday.
No Sarah Brown love?
ReplyDelete(She's the one with Nathan Fillion...)
Love ya Enty!
I thought Gossip Girl would pay TM well enough that she wouldn't need to hook, but I guess not.
ReplyDeleteWell, the drugs do cost a lot.
Diane Kruger's legs remind me why I wished pantyhose would be fashionable again.
ReplyDeleteWho is that standing next to Nathan Fillion? Get away from him, you bitch!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. Well, sort of.
Lovely reader photos, btw.
Hi Readers!
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant looks untouched by plastic surgery. I think he used botox for his role in Music and Lyrics. He looks better now - like a real-life person!
Justin, John or Pete I can't decide who's the bigger douchebag.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Gwen wear anything but heels...wow.
Hugh Grant looks fug.
Hugh Jackman on the other hand is adorable!
OH MY GOD
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica looks JUST like Owen Wilson did in Zoolander.
Una Tia- tienes razón. Sarah Brown is a fantastic actress. 3-time Emmy champ.
ReplyDeleteEL, you're right about the SJP photo.
Will A-Rod still have the He-Man powers in baseball after splitting with Kate?
Anyways, getting back to the Dexter finale. I didn't want to say anything yesterday, but OMFG!! I don't know what I think, honestly. That is all I will say.
Enty, you say Christoph Waltz "got to" hang out with Eli Roth like it's cool to hang out with that misogynistic d-bag.
ReplyDeleteSORRY!!!!!
On a lighter note I know it has been said over and over and over again but it just can't be said enough, CDAN has the most beautiful readers and they in turn, have the most adorable children. True story.
Monica Cruz really is the pretty one, and that's sayin' somethin'.
Nathan!!!!! Call me.
Honestly, why does Little J look like a hooklet with a boob paunch?
Again, sorry about the Eli yell, I'm having a bad day. My apologies. I can't quite take it back though. He makes me yell at my television.
Gwen: Love seeing a child properly bundled.
ReplyDeleteAnd that looks like a cheap fleece throw you can get at import stores and Wal-Mart.
Which makes me like her even more.
It could not be more obvious to me that Mr. and Mrs. Jackman don't sleep together. Didn't he and the wife adopt their kids? I wonder if they had to both be straight and married to adopt back when they married? They are great parents, regardless of their sleeping arrangements.
So maybe it was less of a beard thing than it was two friends who both wanted kids. That's all.
SO WE ALL KNEW ONE OF THEM WOULD CHEAT....BUT I BET KATE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HIM CHEATING ON HER....
ReplyDeleteThat was not all: SJP always has such meticulous hair color. Definitely tops.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty wrong for her to have that hair and advertise for 8 dollar Garnier.
Kate Hudson always has that wide-open mouth pose - argh she annoys me.
ReplyDelete@ellapetal - what's this about Roth being a misogynist? I haven't heard anything about it. Before you said that I was in LOVE with that first photo. Go Christoph! I hope we see him in more North American movies from now on!
I will say this probably only once - SJP looks GREAT. Her hair is awesome.
Kingston looks too old for a stroller - am I wrong?
Here we go again with Diane Kruger and her trying to be so "fashion avante-garde". Enough, Diane.
Gerard Butler *sigh* Can't get enough of that man.
ReplyDeleteOh my lord.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Taylor Momsen morph into Courtney Love on a bad day?
She's only 15, isn't she?
Parents?! Child services?! Someone????!!!!!
Thanks for the Gerry pix Enty! Love you!!! MWAH!
ReplyDeleteAw...Justin's shirt was made out of leftovers from Diane Kruger's frock. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much taylor Momson earned in that outfit. I also wonder if she even bothered with underwear.
ReplyDeleteMomster, that was my exact same reaction! :)
ReplyDeleteI think Eli Roth is permanently stuck at the maturity level of a 15-year-old boy.
@RocketQueen - Thank you for calling me out. My language was much too harsh and in the heat of the moment. I should just say that I agree with Mooshki and leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteAgain, my apologies.
BJ Novak, are you trying to get the lead part for a Roy Orbison biopic?
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale deserves the same poor treatment as her dog.
ReplyDelete@ellapetal & Mooshki - but can either of you enlighten us as to what Roth did or said that was so terrible? I genuinely want to know! Not calling you out, just curious. If he's a misogynist, I wanna know!
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - really, I wouldn't call him a misogynist, he's just a low brow, frat flavored pig. For example, out of the five commentaries on the Cabin Fever DVD on four of them he talks about the movie or how great he is but on the one he does with the female star of the film he talks about hitting on her or her tits. He has a feature on it called "chick vision". You can turn it on so that animated hands come out during the "scary" parts so your chick will be protected. It's actually a bit insulting. In the behind the scenes footage of Hostel he teaches a bunch of young boys that don't speak English how to rap the word bitch and he thinks it's the BEST thing ever. He writes dialogue like "how are we supposed to rail her if she's in a coma?". The list goes on, and individually it might all be innocuous but all together I just kinda don't care for him.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Are Sarah and Brown and Nathan Fillion an item? I miss her on GH.
ReplyDeleteLove Kid Rock.
Thanks for the Hugh, Ent. He's my favorite celeb.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen makes me ill, ugh. And the whole "I don't need to go to school, I"m mature for my age" - sweetie, we ALL thought that at 16. What a useless twat, ugh (excuse my language, I must swear because I cannot slap her...LOL)
ReplyDeleteI don't like Pete Wentz one bit, but he always seems to be with his son & truly seems to love being a dad, so good on him.
Love Kate Hudson. Love that A-Rod has been leaking "I dumped her!" stories to the press (which obviously indicates it wasn't that way at ALL) and I love how she will probably say nothing. Love her.
Oh, and Nathan Fillion - always a good thing ;)
Yay for Sarah Brown!
ReplyDeleteI will always think Hugh Grant is attractive. He gets better with age.
Shout out to two graduates of my high school today! BJ Novak and Eli Roth. GO NSHS!!!
ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger isn't wearing a blanket. She's wearing a table cloth, circa 1965. Vintage, man!
ReplyDeleteJustin Timberlake: Lawd, I've grown to love the guy because of his hilarious work on SNL.
Hugh Grant: I'm so weary of him playing the same character. He's a one note wonder.
Nice pic of Hugh Jackman and his mot--wife.
Kate Hudson is going into Alexa Chung. I have no idea what/who Alexa Chung is. Maybe one of those people who flushes one's colon? Kate looks happy and relieved on her way out, so I think I could be right!
Always great to see viewer pics. Ohhh, if only I were more photogenic! (FYI, I look like a brunette Shakira, but I'm not a big fat slob like she is...)
Taylor Momsen: A desperate cry for attention. Pull your skirt down or your hose up, girl!
I must have missed the reasons that Pete Wentz is a douche-- he seems ok to me, other than being dumb enough to marry that no-talent broad. He seems to be with the kid alot, which is weird since it doesnt look a thing like him -- but who knows. Anyway, can someone explain why he's a douche?
ReplyDeleteI am reader number two with my daughter. We were in Strasbourg, France at the time.
ReplyDelete@Cindy - Ageed. Wentz is supposedly a nice guy. Ashlee - who knows?
ReplyDeleteI don't really care if the Jackmans don't bump nethers, they seem nice. They seem to take great care of their kids and um... well he's Hugh Jackman, it's very hard to hate something so pretty.
ReplyDeleteOh Gerry, stop being 'wacky' with photographers, please. I've been fan of his for ages but it's only now he's getting all this publicity that I'm realising what a tool he is. Did anyone see him on Jonathan Ross the other week? Oh that was painful. My illusions were severely dented. But again, it's hard to hate him, for the same reason as above.
There you go ellapetal, m'dear, a little reverse-sexism to counteract Eli Roth's skeevy sleaziness. I feel better now.
Hugh and his wife tried to have children of their own but she miscarried. They decided to adopt. She is about 13 years older than him. My boyfriend is 28years older than me so I don't think it is a big deal. I don't know what their arrangement is but they seem like a good team.
ReplyDeleteI wish John Mayer would drop off the face of the earth and if he tool Kate Beckinsdale with him I would not complain.
I am sort of meh on Hudson but I like her better when she is not with A-Rod.
Nathan is great and love sarah brown.
SJP's hair is cool but I wish she wouldn't touch it like that...it is like she forgot this wasn't a shoot for a hair color commercial.
Readers, you're beautiful!
ReplyDeleteOy, Momsen: If you're going to walk around in belt-length skirts, please learn to fasten your garters properly. I just want to reach out and centre the tabs.
SJP: Not my favourite person at all, but when I see her face looking ever harsher and... witchier, I want to help her. Maybe give her a sandwich to restore a little meat to her overdrawn face.
CDAN readers and their kids are so darn cute!
ReplyDeleteBoth hubby and I agree that SJP looks WAY better with some color and extra pounds. What an improvement.
Someone above mentioned Taylor M. possible not wearing undies. I wouldn't be surprised. I'm so sick of the skankification of underage girls these days.
Can someone please explain to my why people are wearing those glasses? I have friends who are wearing them too, but they are fashion-sluts or actresses. I understand "vintage" but I don't get why glasses from the 70's and 80's are considered fashionable or edgy or whatever they are calling it.
ReplyDeleteWhy are celebs trying to look like nerds from the 80's?
Oh, and another thing. - I was talking to my sheltered friend yesterday about Taylor Momsen since we were watching Grinch and I said what I shame she grew up to become that mess and that the poor thing needs her parents in her life since she's going down the wrong path and she's an total addict.
ReplyDeleteMy friends response was that I was delusional and that she's just an edgy singer (I guess because she looks like Courtney Love she must not be an addict - because Courtney never was right?) and that I must stop reading those trashy magazines because they are feeding me false rumors. When I told her I don't read magazines she said then I shouldn't listen nasty gossip blogs. So long story short, I told her that she's an idiot and that just because she doesn't look like an addict on Gossip Girl doesn't mean she doesn't look a mess when she's out on the street- or working it as we've just seen.
Then my sister walked into the room and sat down and said, " Oh god, look what Taylor Momsen used to look like, she was so cute. What is she a heroin addict now?" Then she yelled "Put down the pipe Taylor!!" and I looked at my friend, shrugged and burst out laughing.
Sorry, I totally rambled.
Mango-
ReplyDeleteAlexa Chung is some British chick that has a HORRIBLE talk show on MTV. It's the most boring thing I've ever seen...and it's getting canceled, supposedly. Good riddance.
Wow, Penelope's sister is also missing an upper lip! How unfortunate.
Taylor Momsen looks like a whore.
SJP is truly one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, but I like her. Maybe because she's ugly?
I love Kid Rock. Always have, always will.
Kate Beckinsale is a cunt. I think she's Coke Mom, but she's definitely an animal abuser. If she's smart (and she's obviously not) she'll pray that she never runs into me on the street, because it will not be pleasant for her.
Ahh Gwen Stefani is STILL wearing that tired-ass red lipstick. Maybe it's time to update her look, because she's been wearing that crap since 1995 at least...almost 15 years of looking pretty much the same. I'd be bored if I was her. Hell, I AM bored with her ugly ass.
Has Hugh Grant always been cock-eyed?
ReplyDeleteAnd hey Gwen, surely that child can walk by now huh?