Wednesday, December 09, 2009

An R. Kelly Autobiography


Apparently some publisher has decided that the world wants to hear all about R. Kelly. Instead of writing a book that would actually be informative they have decided to let R. Kelly write his own book with the help of another writer. So instead of reading what really happened with those underage girls we will be subjected to how he was framed and was found not guilty and that he never did anything wrong. He disgusts me.

The publisher sent out a press release which says that he will talk all about his wonderful career and inspirations for his hit songs and missing his dead mother and finally at the end of the release it says it will talk about the 6 year legal battle that nearly ruined his life and how he was found innocent and was vindicated. Really? Yeah the f**ker was found not guilty but I don't think anyone believes he was innocent or vindicated.

Maybe he will send autographed copies to those girls in the videos. What an a-hole.

11 comments:

  1. "Tom Cruise please come outta da clo-set!"

    Sorry, couldn't resist...

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  2. ....................................@this whole story

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  3. "I came, I saw, I pissed."

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  4. Maybe Roman Polanski can write the forward for the book!

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  5. Anonymous12:43 PM

    LOL@Sporky & Whole

    Scum like that will pay sooner or later.

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  6. @Sporky: "...so I PULLEDOUTMYGUN....."

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  7. lol, sporky!

    and yeah, as for his publishers, there's nothing they can say that will convince me this man isn't a pedophile.

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  8. Ditto what Pookie said. I refuse to listen to his music. Why does he still have a career?

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  9. love r kellys music...dont care for him personally

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  10. LMAO Dave R

    SO I PULL OUT MY GU-UN!

    Funniest part by FAR...

    But I think the funniest song by R. Kelly is "In the Kitchen." Google the lyrics. You're in for a riot.

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  11. Oh yeah, he and O.J. Both wrongly hassled by the judicial system.

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