Monday, December 21, 2009

Pete Doherty - World's Stupidest Man


I think we all pretty much knew that Pete Doherty was in your top ten list of most stupid people. Sure, not of the entire world, but of the people you know in the celebrity world. I think though with his latest action that he has to be in serious contention for that world title.

Pete was in court Monday because of his arrest for drunk driving. Yes, I know it is hard to keep track of his arrests, but this one was back in June. Again, Pete managed to stay out of jail, because, well I have speculated before that when he was a male hooker that he serviced many of the judges. That is the only thing I can come up with because the guy never goes to jail. In this latest guilty plea he was sentenced to 18 months of not driving a car. Wow. That is a rough one. Do you think he will survive?

OK, but here is the part that puts him in the world class stupid category. On his way into court, Pete was frisked. When he was frisked, a packet of drugs fell out of his pocket. How f**ked up do you have to be to try and smuggle drugs into your own court hearing when you know you are only going to be there a few minutes? Can't leave them in your car?

Anyway, after his hearing, Pete was arrested for possession of controlled substances. He will be back in court at some point in the future and will probably avoid going to jail at that time also. He might want to zip up too. Just saying.


17 comments:

  1. Is his fly undone? Was servicing taking place in open court?

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  2. What a mess.

    I live near his and Amy Whinehouse's usual hangouts in Camden, and I avoid them like the plague - literally.
    Who knows what you can catch where these people eat, drink, fuck and do drugs?

    One can probably catch salmonella poisoning just by breathing the same air as them.

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  3. wth is wrong w/ these judges and their slap-on-the-wrist sentences? boo hiss.

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  4. Drugs are bad, mkay?

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  5. Isn't it odd how some people appear to have an almost supernatural ability to do crazy amounts of drugs for years, even decades, and their bodies just take it and carry on like Energizer bunnies? Some of them even manage to keep their looks (more or less)as the drug addled years roll onward. Others, like Britney Murphy, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole, and DJ AM, just to name a few, can't even make it out of their mid 30s? I think that's why I've never done anything stronger than pot, I never knew which side of the coin I'd get.

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  6. He certainly is a looker--lol!

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  7. ROFLMAO. What is going on with the fly? A 5 star idiot.

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  8. @RJ: I have a theory. I think that drugs and alcohol work in some complex chemical way to preserve the addict's vital organs. Then one day, those organs just explode, releasing endotoxins and causing the person to lose any semblance of normality (Courtney Love, Randy Quaid, Gary Busey, Jeff Conaway for instance).

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  9. Anonymous12:32 PM

    i don't know if even his mother could love that face. sweet lord he is fugly

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  10. His fly isn't open; those are holes in his pants. His bodily fluids must be really toxic that they eat through the fabric of his pants.

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  11. Wait--someone(s) PAID him for sex? Are you freakin' kidding me??

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  12. He will need the Lindsay Lohan defense. Those aren't my drugs because those aren't my pants.

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  13. Why take drugs into court?
    This is your brain on drugs....

    Maybe he serviced someone bigger then a judge....Tony Blair? a Royal Member (haha)?

    He must have proof to hold over their heads. Video...pictures...

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  14. @ GladysKravitz - what you said about drugs & alcohol being a "preservative"...whenever anyone mentions my age/looks, I tell them that the vodka & vitamins combo is what works for me. Maybe it does for some people, due to their genetic structure. Who can say?

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  15. And if I remember correctly, this isn't the FIRST time Dreamboat has been caught with drugs in the vicinity of the courts. I need to start documenting these things.

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