Pamela Bach Cracks Me Up

Pamela Bach was formally charged with DUI today. According to the police she blew a .13 and was "hammered."

But a little thing like a DUI isn't going to stop her from telling the world that the person who needs help with their drinking is not her, but rather The Hoff. Yes, today Pamela sent the world an announcement because we care what she says.

"The despair—feeling hopeless and unable to believe that things can ever change with David's alcoholism over the years—has affected our whole family. We want our lives to be different, but nothing we have done has brought about change."

"We ask David's fans, supporters and handlers to take swift action to save this wonderful man's life," she says. "I have always been close to my daughters to comfort and support them as well as always being there for David. We will be forever hurt from this cruel disease. I am grateful for our two daughters, who have been incredibly brave, strong and protective souls."

So is she speaking for her kids because I didn't think her daughters actually talked to her. I may be wrong. I think this would be much more helpful if she didn't have a drinking problem of her own. She totally ignores everything she has done and says we would be focused on The Hoff. I will admit his drunken behavior is much more dramatic, but I think both of them are messed up and I will be shocked if their two kids come through all of this unscathed.