Tila Tequila says she is engaged to Casey Johnson. They probably compared who was the greatest f**kup and couldn't decide so they realized that together they could reach new levels of publicity grabbing behavior. Casey you may recall is the Johnson & Johnson heir who was recently arrested for grand theft. She is alleged to have stolen clothes and jewelry and other belongings from a house where she was staying. As an added bonus she also left behind a used, umm self pleasuring tool which Johnson had used but belonged to the female occupant from which she allegedly stole everything.
In an announcement on U-Stream Tila said, "This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first -- Tila army fans -- tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"
Johnson also supposedly gave Tila a 17 carat engagement ring. Tila insists the ring is not fake. Whatever. If the two are in love then I am happy for them. I predict though this is just attention grabbing and reality tv shopping.
Yeah, not fake, it is real CZ.
ReplyDeleteDoes Casey Johnson have EXTREMELY bad posture or is she hunching over just so she's closer to Tila's height?
ReplyDeletethey look like 2 bratz dolls
ReplyDeleteCrazy meets crazy.
ReplyDeleteWho cares? I wonder how many stds they have between them. Let's ask lindsay shall we.
ReplyDeleteThat shit that Casey supposedly did was NASTY. And what's wrong with her face? She's on her way to looking like that Jocelyn Wildeinstein (sp?) cat lady.
ReplyDeletePerfect Title Caption though, Enty - wasn't Tila JUST single the other DAY? Yeah, this'll last.
Is tila holding her up?
ReplyDeleteLOL@bratz doll
ReplyDeleteThey look weird.
i'm hoping some of that johnson $$$ swoops in and saves the day...by now they know casey is a loose cannon, so they're probably used to buying people off. but hmmm...the shopping-for-a-reality-show theory just might be on target.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you even wasting the time and server space on an insignificant, talentless piece of trash like Tila Tequila?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, is this what "celebrity" has been reduced to? Tila fucking Tequila? She's famous for exactly what, again?
What a couple of scabby, sleazy, wastes of oxygen. Blechh.
ReplyDeleteat first glance i thought the johnson chick was a smiling olsen twin. *dies*
ReplyDeleteLooks like Casey is finally taking an interest in the family business. Whenever Tila's name is mentioned sales of Purell and Listerine hit the roof.
ReplyDeleteYes .. surely it must be true love .. what with the fact about a nano-second ago she was f*cking Shawne Merriman and all.
ReplyDeleteWhat a whore .. and not just for publicity either!
they look like gremlins.
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ReplyDeleteLOL Bratz & Gremlins! How old is Casey? She looks EXACTLY like a smiling Olsen Twin, good call MoodyBlueEyes. TT & CJ can play connect the genital warts together and I bet Valtrex wants to talk with these trashballs about a commercial.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance I thought this was the Olsen twins looking more bloated and even weirder than usual (if that's possible)
ReplyDeletei also thought this was an olsen twin. i'd just as soon not hear anything at all about people like this. who cares?
ReplyDeleteWell they have so much in common..
ReplyDeleteJ&J Co. likes to stop infections and Tilla is a great source FOR all sorts of infection.
Casey was engaged (to a man?) 2 years ago when she adopted her daughter...
ReplyDeletehttp://celebrity-babies.com/2007/06/05/bandaid_heiress/
so this engagement to Tila really confsues me.
Ugh, @Miss X, she has a daughter??!! Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteFugly and fuglier.