Tila Tequila says she is engaged to Casey Johnson. They probably compared who was the greatest f**kup and couldn't decide so they realized that together they could reach new levels of publicity grabbing behavior. Casey you may recall is the Johnson & Johnson heir who was recently arrested for grand theft. She is alleged to have stolen clothes and jewelry and other belongings from a house where she was staying. As an added bonus she also left behind a used, umm self pleasuring tool which Johnson had used but belonged to the female occupant from which she allegedly stole everything.
In an announcement on U-Stream Tila said, "This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first -- Tila army fans -- tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"
Johnson also supposedly gave Tila a 17 carat engagement ring. Tila insists the ring is not fake. Whatever. If the two are in love then I am happy for them. I predict though this is just attention grabbing and reality tv shopping.