Now We Know Why Mischa Barton Doesn't Get Dates
Apparently the reason Mischa Barton can't find any guys to date is not because of all her past issues with drugs and alcohol. Nope. It isn't because of her arrests or horrible acting. Do you want to know why Mischa can't find a date? She told OK! UK that "I'm ridiculously clumsy, you'd never want to date me. I'm an embarrassment. I wouldn't even know where to start with telling you things that I've walked into."
But is the clumsy because of the drugs and alcohol?
She also says the only reason the paps love her is because she is clumsy and they know she will fall down. Uh huh. Yeah, paps follow her around because they know she is clumsy. It is like they sit around in the mornings and decide who they are going to follow and they all chime in and say, "How about Mischa? She is clumsy."
God I love Mischa. I give her about two more years of this unemployed bored out of her mind before we starting getting Courtney Love type Facebook quotes from her.
