Now We Know Why Mischa Barton Doesn't Get Dates
Apparently the reason Mischa Barton can't find any guys to date is not because of all her past issues with drugs and alcohol. Nope. It isn't because of her arrests or horrible acting. Do you want to know why Mischa can't find a date? She told OK! UK that "I'm ridiculously clumsy, you'd never want to date me. I'm an embarrassment. I wouldn't even know where to start with telling you things that I've walked into."
But is the clumsy because of the drugs and alcohol?
She also says the only reason the paps love her is because she is clumsy and they know she will fall down. Uh huh. Yeah, paps follow her around because they know she is clumsy. It is like they sit around in the mornings and decide who they are going to follow and they all chime in and say, "How about Mischa? She is clumsy."
God I love Mischa. I give her about two more years of this unemployed bored out of her mind before we starting getting Courtney Love type Facebook quotes from her.
She used to be so pretty
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I find her so uninteresting
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ReplyDeleteat least she got the "i'm an embarrassment" part right.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please remind me once again why anyone is still talking about her?
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a reject for EnVogue auditions...
ReplyDeleteSee, I'll admit that one of the reasons why it was hard for me to get second dates in college was because of my awkwardness. However, I will also readily admit that my awkwardness is usually magnified tenfold by the consumption of alcohol. That's why I tend not to drink on dates anymore. My awkwardness is usually much more restrained now. At least I hope it is.
ReplyDeleteAnyway. The point is, Mischa, if you're gonna say you're clumsy, just say it's cause of the booze and at least we'll respect you for your honesty.
not buying it.
ReplyDeletebut now that dress...that's enough to scare anyone away.
Lol. I took one look at that picture and said out loud at my desk, "Whoa." That's tragic.
ReplyDeleteIf Enty had put this picture in the randoms with no name, I would have thought it was the secretary I work with. Only not as good looking.
ReplyDeleteLOL@sunny
ReplyDeleteI wonder what cause her to end up in drugs/alcohol.??
she doesn't own a mirror, right? TELL ME SHE DOESN'T OWN A MIRROR!
ReplyDeleteDJ, she does but it's only for "skiing" off of...
ReplyDeleteuh, cause she's ugly
ReplyDeleteLOL@DJ
ReplyDeleteI'm with Pookie--I thought that dress was the reason she couldn't get a date.
ReplyDeleteWell they say the first step is admitting you have a problem.
ReplyDeleteUgh, the worst part is that she's soooo impressed with herself.
ReplyDeleteI think what a lot of people might not consider is that she herself thinks she's "defective". Maybe she has some sort of learning or social deficiency that she's having to deal with by herself. I seriously doubt she'd go to anyone with a problem out of fear it'd be all over the front pages the next day. For some people, even "bad publicity" isn't worth the embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's all drugged up or maybe she has a legit problem. Who are we to say?
Haha, check out the woman walking behind her, she's thinking "oh, dear god!"
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