Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Monday's Blind Item

This former A list female reality star and now struggling to stay in the spotlight recently lost one of her dogs. She didn't care about the dog running away, but she cared about the fact that she wanted a picture taken which showed her boyfriend and her dog because she thought it was the right message to send. So, she sent her assistant back to LA to get another dog from her collection, fly back and then our reality star was able to get the one photo with the paps she wanted before passing off the dog again to the assistant.


30 comments:

  1. Paris that dumb whore.

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  2. Paris was my first thought too

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  3. I thought Paris too. But then I wondered if any of her dogs are still alive.

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  4. LOL at GladysKravitz.

    I'm not sure why this even a blind.

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  5. This screams Parasite Hilton.

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  6. Thinking of Paris as a "former A list reality star and now struggling to stay in the spotlight" just makes me deliriously happy.

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  7. For New Year's, I wish Dateline's Chris Hansen would do an expose on her animal neglect and mis-treatment.

    Dirty disease queen.

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  8. This has Paris written all over it.

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  9. I thought yeah I know one, and then saw 10 other people did too.

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  10. Paris Hilton is only A-List in her own mind.

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  11. Gladys, she keeps buying new ones, so even if a few run away or die off, she has more. :(

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  12. I love how Enty wrote "former A list". Heh.

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  13. Every time I read about Paris ('cause we know this has to be her) and her poor dogs, I just feel the f*cking red hot fury of a thousand suns. She should be locked in a closet.

    I mean, I don't like Paris that much. She's stupid.

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  14. Goodgrief - me too! At least we know we're right.

    I despite the P word.

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  15. And by despite, I meant, obviously, despise.

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  16. If she had kept all her animals her crabs would still out number them

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  17. Whoever this is (Paris), I hate her with a fiery passion. Dogs as accessories. #$%^&

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  18. Run doggy, run! Be free! Find a good home! Reminds me of the South Park episode where she showed Butters the photo album of all her pets who committed suicide.

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  19. I thought Paris had moved on to minature pigs? (That is not a joke)

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  20. ASSHOLE Parasite Hilton.
    What a lowlife.

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  21. Tenley, I think you are right. She is now torturing a new species. Lucky for dogs. Not so much for piggies.

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  22. Hopefully that dog is now with a family who cares about it. She's another waste of space.

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  23. Let's start a Parasite Hilton Animal Rescue League!!!! :-D

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  24. Or we could call it PHART: Parasite Hilton Animal Rescue Team

    Hee hee hee!

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  25. I seem to remember a very old piece about dogs left to fend for themselves in someones mansion.
    Corpses being found after the animals had long been forgotten,,,or am I just freaking because someone flew in a replacement dog. where are all these once hot accessories. The Hilton dog of the day, with matching L.V. carrier.

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  26. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Yes, there was a Ted Casblanca BI about a Yoing Celeb dog killer - Slurpa Pop-Off that was widely believed to be Paris Hilton, and she has been investigated by Animal Services in the past.

    Here's the full one - caution to animal lovers....

    http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/01/30/which-irresponsible-young-celebrity-is-a-dog-killer.aspx

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  27. Has anyone else seen the hilarous South Park where Paris Hiltons dogs keep shooting themselves to get away from her- genius!

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  28. OMG @jax poutoin! (Sorry for spelling) I love going up to the Costco in Vancouver so I can get that in the food court!

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