Melanie Griffith was supposedly sporting a shiner this weekend. She admitted it was and I have looked at the series of pictures for oh, five minutes or so but I really don't see the black eye. I'm assuming it is her right eye but how can you even tell if it is black or not? She wouldn't say how she got the black eye which is odd. I mean if you run into a car door or maybe had a nip or two and fell down the stairs don't you think you would probably say that instead of having everyone speculate? All kinds of crazy things go through your head when you start speculating. Does anyone else see the black eye?
The second picture I guess does and like I said she did admit it was a black eye, but it is really tough to see. If I were her I would have just said people were mistaken.
It could also be the residual effect of some cosmetic surgery
ReplyDeleteAntonio Banderas got tired of being kept on such a short leash? Not funny, I know I know lol.. I do see remnants of a black eye in the secong pic. It prbably is from cosmetic surgery tho. Who the hell does her plastic surgery? Because will all of her/ antonio's money you would think she would look less like sh*t every time we see her!
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ReplyDeleteHoly crap! When did she turn 80?
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ReplyDelete"I ran into the doorknob." excuse would have been better than letting everyone speculate about it. I am on the Atonio had enough train.
ReplyDeleteI THINK SHE HAD A BIT MORE WORK DONE ALSO....
ReplyDeletei've come to the conclusion that antonio banderas is blind & retarded.
ReplyDeleteI hate saying this...but she looks like a burn victim.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's just doing this for media attention? It looks as though she has dark circles under her eyes, puts concealer on, but a part got smudged off.
ReplyDeleteblack eye or no black eye....she looks like shit.
ReplyDeleteIf it were something bad, like domestic abuse, I doubt she would even admit she had a black eye. If she needed to go out, she could get a makeup artist to cover it up.
ReplyDeleteJust think it's from residual cosmetic surgery.
Dudes, if that's what she looks life after surgery, WTH does the before picture look like?
ReplyDeleteWhy would she only have one black eye if it were surgery? Did she just get one side done?
ReplyDeleteLighting, angle, she poked herself in one eye with the mascara applicator... I don't know. She let herself get photographed with that shitty hair, so obviously she's not too concerned with how she looks. I don't see a difference between her eyes, so maybe she was joking when she admitted to having a black eye. Or maybe someone asked her if she had crack eye and that's what she admitted.
ReplyDeleteThe 'alleged' black eye is the only attractive thing about her face. What did she do to herself? I think her and Meg Ryan are seeing the same plastic quack.
ReplyDeleteAs bad as she looks, I'd guess she got wasted and fell into something. I'm an Alcoholic, but I've been sober for 10 years now. I used to hurt myself all the time, broke my toe once, didn't know it until I woke up the next day LOL!! She's got "I need to go to rehab" written all over her. I hope she can get some help..
ReplyDeleteWow she looks like a$$, hard to believe I use to find her hot about 10 or so years ago.
ReplyDeletePrice of too much unnecessary plastic surgery and no telling what other Hollywood vices she picked up along the way.
Lutefisk- Thanks for the laugh. I sat here laughing to myself in my empty house for like 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to bet Dakota finally hauled off and hit her, not Antonio--is it better to say nothing and have people think it's your hubby, or would you rather flat out tell them your daughter clocked you?
ReplyDeleteWhen I look at her all I can think is "Cocaine, it does a body good." I feel bad for pointing it out, but hey.
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ReplyDelete@slider1964... I too am an alcoholic with 10 years sobriety and my first thought was she had a relapse. I don't think this is cosmetic surgery because well she doesn't look good.
ReplyDeleteMizCaramel I know,she looks like a substance abuser. She looks frail and sick. It's shear hell and I don't think that people who haven't experienced it really understand that.
ReplyDeleteI agree with slider1964. About everything.
ReplyDeleteBlack eyes all over the world are having the last laugh since finally it is the most attractive feature on someone's face.
ReplyDeleteI assumed that she'd been to a movie recently and perhaps a fellow moviegoer finally smacked the snot out of her? Maybe they threw their blackberry at her and it hit her in the eye?
ReplyDeleteMajik- Dakota was my second thought!
Lutefisk: that's so wrong, but i still laughed so hard i think i peed a little...
ReplyDeleteempyrios--I felt bad stating it, but her skin looks so unnatural-she looks like one of those face transplant people. I would never want to see her without any make-up on.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teen, before I started wearing makeup, people often used to ask me if I'd been punched in the face because of the extreme dark circles I had.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I never looked as shitty as MG.