Lindsay Lohan Saves 40 Children The First Day
I don't know if you have been reading Lindsay Lohan's Twitter updates from her time in India but at this rate she is going to save the world in about a week and a half.
"Over 40 children saved so far...... Within one day's work...... This is what life is about..... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!
How exactly did Lindsay save these kids? She doesn't exactly say. I am all for her changing her life around but she makes it sound like she pulled 40 kids to safety or maybe she taught them how to steal to make a buck.
By my count she updated her Twitter about six or seven times the first day. I don't know how she can find the time in between saving all the kids. She also saved a bunch of kids from sex trafficking presumably during her lunch break from saving the impoverished kids.
"Traffiking is a big issue here, I'm what I can, and I will continue to do so as long as life when time permits it."
My god, she looks bad. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was a hard-used 45.
ReplyDeleteShes taking all those nasty drugs she can find in India, so the kids wont be exposed to drug use.
ReplyDeleteKimberly you beat me to it!!!
ReplyDeleteNah, all she had to do was show her face to teach those children not to use drugs.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Kimberly
ReplyDeletei hate it when celebs go out of their way to take credit for charitable acts
there are so many people out there that do so much more and don't even WANT recognition. it defeats the point of helping IMO.
I laughed out loud at this one
ReplyDeleteConfronting poverty is a humbling experience. Hopefully, it will do her some good.
ReplyDelete@empyrios - I agree totally.
ReplyDeleteHopefully someone over there will rip out her heart while its still beating and throw her in a fiery pit of hell like Temple of Doom.
ReplyDelete...and she looks like death warmed over.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks filming a documentary and featuring 40 kids that day amounts to "saving" them? Does she think the kids get paid, like she does, for this? Idiot.
ReplyDeletewhatever difference she is or isn't making in the lives of impoverished children--it's apparently giving her purpose. let her ride that wave. she needs it. i stand firmly by the belief that she may not be 'saving' anyone, but the experience may end up saving her. we should be thanking the bbc for taking that risk on her. lord knows no other organization was brave/crazy enough to do it...
ReplyDelete"I'm what I can, and I will continue to do so as long as life when time permits it."
ReplyDeleteWhat the WHAT?
Why doesn't the BBC just buy these children themselves? And set up a home for them? Feed,clothe, and educate them? Or try to trade Lindsay for them?
ReplyDeleteDefine "saving", Linds. Having them carry your stuff and follow you around doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteI have decided that Lindsay's tweets are incomprehensible because obviously she is cracked out but also because she is practically illiterate. This is what happens when you forego a basic education for "stardom". This is your future Ali.
ReplyDeleteWonder why she also tweeted to Cash Warren that she'd landed. She must be trying to fuel those rumors.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe that the frazzled old woman in that picture started out as this bright-eyed little girl:
ReplyDeletehttp://images.2dayfm.com.au/2009/04/21/170695/lindsay-lohan-disney-star-ent.jpg
Yes, details please, Lindsay. We all know *you* don't have any money left, so perhaps you helped the BBC hand some of theirs out?
ReplyDeleteShe is so incredibly whacked-out in this picture. Yuck and yuck.
@whole_lotto - she tweeted to Cash? What a bitch! Considering the rumors, she'd deserve a beatdown from Alba-bitch for that.
I'm with Pookie on this one - I don't think for one second that Lindsay Lohan saved 40 children (unless, like someone pointed out, she took all the drugs that would have been taken by these 40 children otherwise) - but she is obviously finding some purpose in some kind of charity work and/ or documentary filming. So let her have it. The tweets are stupid but they beat seeing pictures of her emerging from people's house at 7 am with her eyes radiating white guilt.
ReplyDeleteI think that means that she handed out money to 40 people - but hate to break it to ya, Linds... but Mother Teresa you ain't (wrinkles aside)
ReplyDeleteOMG, Babs. I know that Lindsay's been looking old and haggard lately, but looking at the pic on the link you posted, side by side with the pic Enty has up here...
ReplyDeleteJeez. That's a HUGE difference.
Or perhaps she had sex with 40 people so the kids didn't have to.
ReplyDeleteThe last comment that Loho tweeted doesn't make sense??
ReplyDeleteWith the way this family lies, she is probably actually in Indiana shoplifting at an American Girl Doll store.
ReplyDeleteI think she left out the word "doing" so that the sentence should read "I'm doing what I can, and I will continue to do so ...."
ReplyDeleteWhy would she Tweet Cash Warren and not text him? That just says, "Hey Jessica F**k you."
ReplyDeleteNo kidding Enty. I bet Jessica, the cash cow, is going to put a smack down on Cash. He better be careful or the only Cash in his life will be his name.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe the trafficing she is referring to is the drug trade, and she is doing her part by consuming as much of it as she can, therefore saving lives of children who would have done those drugs had she not been there.
ReplyDeleteOVER THIS DUMB CUNT.
ReplyDelete"...when time permits it."
ReplyDeleteWhat a great out for her to use to never do any charity work again. Sorry, time does not permit! Too busy stealing jewelry to sell for drugs!
I think she is trying to keep her head on in that photo.
ReplyDeleteMy God she is aging by the second. And her real age is what? Early 20s, right? Not even mid-20s if I recall
ReplyDeletePlease raise your hand if you are a member of the masses who ACTUALLY believes that Lindsay Lohan is doing volunteer work for a real charity? What KIND of "charity" let's an abused, sex and drug addict "save" children?
ReplyDeleteJesus, that photo.
ReplyDeleteAll I want to know is what does this chick got going on that she gets laid so much? I. Don't. Get. It.
ReplyDeleteToo bad she can't save herself!
ReplyDeleteShe's not doing charity work. BBC is paying her to be there. No one in there right mind thinks she's doing anything out of the kindness of her heart. Maybe it will inspire her to get involved in the future. Only time will tell.
ReplyDeleteIt's not really a good deed when you get publicity for it. It's more like an ego stroke.
ReplyDeleteIt's not really a good deed when you get publicity for it. It's more like an ego stroke.
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