In between saving 40 children a day and not eating any food because she has been debating politics with her security guard during meals, somehow Lindsay Lohan has managed to find the time to read The NY Daily News and other gossip about her. On her Twitter page, Lindsay laughs at the reports she was seen messing around with Gucci model Adam Senn and encourages all her followers to Google poverty instead of reading gossip.
Two hours after she said it was all lies, she had this mysterious Tweet.
"I'm not cheating!"
Who was she addressing that too? If you believe all the reports over the past week she has been with about five guys so I am wondering who she is sending the message to. Who is she being faithful to? I am going to go with the whole Cash Warren guess.
I WONDER IF ALBA HAS A PRENUP...CAUSE HE HAS A RICH FATHER BUT PERSONALLY HAS NO EARNING POTENTIAL.....
ReplyDeleteIF TRUE ANY OF THIS IS TRUE, HE MUST HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS...
I read that about her "intense political debate with her security guard" yesterday and laughed. You know the security guard's just rolling his eyes and thinking "Whatever, Lindsay. Have another bump from the bag you made me go get you."
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ReplyDeleteWell, Lindsay, sweetheart, you're only cheating if you're married or in a committed relationship, and we all know the only committed relationship you have going is with the pipe.
ReplyDeleteFacilitating Cash Warren's cheating is another story. And she's definitely feeding those rumors whether she's messed with him or not.
who gives a shit?
ReplyDeleteSomebody should start a blog about Lindsay and Courtney's online shenanigans...
ReplyDelete"Tweets From Tweakers"
Yeah, the hot nasty scoop from Fire Crotch and the Crazy Lady.
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! I like the way sunnyside thinks... How about "Tweak or Tweet!"? ;)
ReplyDeleteI think she was talking to me. I was afraid she was cheating on her bizarre coked out shenanigans by actually becoming a functioning adult. She was just sending a reassuring tweet to let me know not so.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Linds... I feel better.
TTFN
good to know she has consistent internet access as she saves the children.
ReplyDeletei'm going to give her a pass on this one, tho. i'm hoping whatever adjustment period of not being home for a while is over soon, and she begins to focus on what she's getting paid to do.
Well, paint me green and call me Kermit. Not only is she out in the slums of India saving countless lives, but she now possesses the ability to read! If she puts her mind to it, I just know she'll get that Academy Award someday. She may have to steal it, but she'll get it!
ReplyDeleteShe was just tweeting to Death trying to tell him she doesn't cheat him daily.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @Stardust!
ReplyDeleteWho is she being faithful to? Samantha Ronson aka "my #9" (Sam's favorite #) and "1207" (Sam's apartment #)
ReplyDeletelindsaylohan@Eleven_11 sorry only one set of arms i like to be in and that's my #9 4:04 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to Eleven_11
lindsaylohan: Just wrapped my photo shoot w/ yu tsai and I'm tired!!! Waiting for 1*0* to get back to sleepy time it 2:38 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
lindsaylohan: aka 1207 2:40 AM Dec 4th from web
You know, that slimeball was right, she IS a firecrotch!
ReplyDeleteThis is from Marina Hyde's column on the Guardian website. Well worth the read.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2009/dec/11/india-lindsay-lohan-bbc-documentary
These are your godesses? These four feet tall midgets?
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