I saw a few stories today about how John Mayer is supposedly acting as relationship counselor to Lindsay Lohan in an attempt to help her reconcile with Samantha Ronson. That is mighty decent of John wouldn't you say? Well, it wasn't that interesting to me so I kind of blew through the reports, but while I was reading a report of it from The Mirror, I found this blurb.
"But she's not putting all of her slightly rotten eggs in one basket - according to new reports, she's also trying to ensnare Cash Warren. Yes, Jessica Alba's husband. One US mag says they've been seen kissing..."
Has anyone seen a report in a US tabloid about Cash & Lindsay? If this were true it would be by far the dumbest thing Cash Warren has ever done in his life. I know I am not always the biggest Jessica Alba fan, but she is so far and above Lindsay and I just can't see Cash ever giving up his ride on the Alba money train can you? For Lindsay? That would be the biggest bonehead move ever. Oh, except for Tiger Woods cheating on Elin with rejects from VH-1 shows. If anyone finds this US tabloid that The Mirror refers to, please let me know. Lindsay and Cash? Really?
It's one of the stories on the cover of the new US Weekly. So it could very well be legit.
ReplyDeleteIt would be extremely stupid...but that doesn't mean he wouldn't do it. She was twittering to him the other week about his involvement in some project she is allegedly working on.
ReplyDeletenah. it's a plant. cash wants to be relevant, and jessica is trying to hang on to relevancy by any means possible. shame to pick on lindsay when she's down, tho. that's just wrong on about a gazillion levels.
ReplyDeletetwittering to him...I don't think that is how I was supposed to say it...I think I might sounds a little out of touch...obviously I don't twitter :)
ReplyDeleteIsn't Lindsay broke? How does she get into parties anymore? Before she knows it she will be 40 (looking 65) and still be a jobless whore.
ReplyDeletei don't know...Perez Hilton called her a homewrecker this morning on twitter. Perhaps he has heard something?
ReplyDeleteAlice...tweeting to him ;)
ReplyDeleteif it's true,they drug together also!
ReplyDeleteif you want to cheat your wife,please have good taste!
Caroline, I SWEAR I had to re-read your second line... I thought it said "How does she get into PANTIES anymore...?" LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteOy, I'm either very tired, or I need glasses...
hahaha @jewels
ReplyDeleteYeah, its on the cover of us... also, did u guys see those outtakes of Lalohan at Dlisted? Man, I hate to say it, but she is BEAUTIFUL
It was Us Weekly who said she was caught kissing Cash. I didn't read the article, but it's on the front page of this weeks magazine.
ReplyDeleteIts in the lates issue of US with tiger and that waitress, or whateva she is
ReplyDeleteIf it's true, I hope he had at the very least a full body condom on.
ReplyDelete@Jewels hahaha
ReplyDeletelol, lutefisk! i think you've summed it up nicely.
ReplyDelete@linnea - I caught a bit of Mean Girls on cable a week or two ago and LiLo was GORGEOUS! She was a ripe lovely beauty and now she's some sort of skinny, drug-addled rat on a stick. So sad.
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