So, the NY Post said yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were trying to make it work. US Weekly says that Lindsay and Cash Warren are doing the dirty and now In Touch says that Lindsay and Kevin Connolly are bumping uglies. Oh, and this is after In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Lindsay and Gerard Butler took a roll between the sheets. The interesting thing about all of this is the way they describe a Lindsay person of interest as opposed to a Jennifer Aniston person of interest.
With Jennifer it is always, they only had eyes for each other and it could be serious and they make it seem like there were violins playing and that angels were looking down on her. An immaculate conception is just over the horizon. When it is a description of a Lindsay Lohan date this is what you get.
"Lindsay and Kevin hooked up at an after hours party." "Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around." "It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection."
So basically they are f**king each other.
Lmao! You're too funny Enty! Love it!
ReplyDeleteGross. Now there's a visual NOBODY wants to have.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone in their right mind would touch LL with a ten foot pole. She give new meaning to double bagger.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked at how more wretched LL looks in each passing photo.
ReplyDeletewow, i never thought you could actually move DOWN a notch after dating a hilton sister, but this would be the way to do it, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteYes, ballyhoo, yes it would!
ReplyDeleteHah "took a roll between the sheets" haha
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. It's always a great day when you hear two people you couldn't care less about might be sneaking around and not seriously fucking.
ReplyDelete"some sort of physical connection"
ReplyDeleteya it's called sex.
At this point I think it would actually be a step up for LiLo to join Scientology.
ReplyDeleteMan that bitch gets around. And by bitch I mean Kevin.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Mooshki. Maybe Zenu could help her.
ReplyDeleteLOL i agree every commentary
ReplyDeletehope they use condoms!
ReplyDeleteand God! Dicaprio has bad taste with friends or he's also an douche
LOL@bits
ReplyDeleteYeah I would love a "totally blunt news" network (no pun intended on the blunt part *ahem*):
ReplyDelete"...And in other news, So-and-so and So-and-so are fucking."
I think if someone has coin to buy Lindsay some drinks, she'll hang with them. Or fuck 'em. She doesn't pay for drinks, remember?
ReplyDeleteGross - chances are she fucked them all (Cash Warren?! Really??) - that girl just screams "fuck me" for attention and love. Very sad.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I can't imagine how ANY guy for get it up for her.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who needs a full body condom more. Kevin? Or Lindsay?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't use a toilet either of them touched without some Lysol or bleach.
ditto moxy!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's getting paid for it?
ReplyDeleteI mean does LiLo have a source of income anymore?
With these two fucking, they could create a whole new strain of STD.
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY /CASH STORY IS DEBUNKED BY X17 - IT'S ALL MADE UP
ReplyDeleteLINDSAY/ KEVIN IS ALSO BOGUS
X17online.com exclusively:
“Cash Warren would never, in a million years, do something like make out with Lindsay Lohan at a club or anywhere else. He has a good thing going with Jessica and he’s not going to do anything to screw it up.”
X17 photographers spotted Lindsay grabbing fast food and returning to her home at 3:30AM on the 20th in a silver Cadillac sedan, which is not her usual car. One of our photogs on the scene tells X17online exclusively:
“Lindsay snuck into her house through the garage around 3:30AM. We weren’t able to get any pictures, but we did hear that she was at Voyeur that night, which is her regular Thursday night spot, not Villa.”
Lindsay even told Us that the reports were “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” The two have been friends for quite some time, so we were shocked when we heard this! Almost as shocked as when we heard it all went down at Villa, which isn’t exactly a spot Lindsay frequents these days.
Our source went on to say, “You have to wonder if people are just looking to make up sensational stories about married couples, in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, to be the first to ‘break’ celebrity cheating stories - even at the expense of the stories being untrue.”
Source: X17online.com