Lainey Blind Item
Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.
Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.
1. A-Rod
ReplyDelete2. Hugh Jackman
These are two different blinds, right?
ReplyDeleteEnty's column is SOOOO much better than Lainey's, but I do still read her because she can be fun.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I agree, totally A-Rod for the first one.
I agree, A-Rod and Jackman
ReplyDeleteJust googled John Palermo, Hugh's "longtime assistant" and I'm on board with the Jackman guess for #2.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great day - I learned about Beckham's year long mistress AND Hugh Jackman's closet. Yes, slow work day.
I love it when they're easy :-)
ReplyDeleteyeppers! a-roid and jackman
ReplyDeleteTHESE PEOPLE AMAZE ME...A-ROD CHEATS ON KATE....KATE SAYS HE HAS A LITTLE WILLIE....
ReplyDeleteGEE WIZ , TOO BAD IT DIDN'T WORK BETWEEN THESE TWO, THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
Almost too easy. The small penis rumors about A-Rod are already out there and delightful action star plus company head/wife angle just screams Hugh Jackman's name.
ReplyDeleteI think #2 it's Will Smith, not Jackman.
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson never talks out of school when she ends a relationship. She is always classy, but I bet Manslinger will get her revenge for this one. She is already dissing his prowess. He should fire his pr people pronto.
ReplyDeleteThe stories about Hugh and his "friend" are numerous. Not surprised at all at the state of his closet.
Audrey, what's the deal with Beckham?
ReplyDeletei agree with A-Rod for #1
ReplyDeletei like Melissa's guess of Will Smith for #2
why not sean peen for number one?
ReplyDeleteYes to A-Rod and Jackman. That website that dissects Lainey's blinds is already over this one with evidence.
ReplyDeleteJon Gosselin for #1?
ReplyDeleteI also vote for Will Smith. While Hugh may go both ways, he is known to truly love his wife ("love" being up to interpretation).
ReplyDeleteAnd if it's Will... let's take bets on how long before Jada releases another "sex all the time anywhere" anecdote. I say 36 hours.
Is Hugh Jackman really considered an action star?
ReplyDeleteRocketqueen, the link (or at least the website name) please!!
ReplyDeleteStephen... Wolverine makes it so.
ReplyDeletecalifblondy - check out the comments on Enty's Tom Cruise/David Beckham entry. I guess David has a woman on the side in the States.
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to the Lainey blinds site: http://laineyblinds.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteThanks, Miranda. I don't know who runs that site but they're very good.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'll go check now.
ReplyDeleteI'm with A-Rod for the first. It's a fact that 'roids shrink the junk.
ReplyDeleteFor the second one, I'm prayig that it's Will Smith, because I have some fantastic fantasies about Jackman that require at least part-time heterosexual orientation.
I see that the Jackman thing is a definite possibility, but she said "president" of his company. That doesn't fit Palermo.
ReplyDeleteIt's clearly A-Rod and Jackman. Enough people have been sniffing around Jackman and Palermo's odd arrangement that I think it's true.
ReplyDeleteOkay- who's this new Beckham mistress? I'm desperate to know!
ReplyDeleteI'm with the A-Rod/Jackman guess.
Roids don't shrink the penis, friends.
ReplyDeleteSome roid types can shrink the testes, however.
I'm just sayin. He can't blame a tiny peen on the roids.
Yes there's somewhere -- here? -- where I read a blind that said something like, you think Tiger has sparked a media mess? There's a bigger sports star out there than Tiger whose cheating would burn up the tabloids. And the only possible person I could think might be considered a bigger star than Tiger in sports would be Becks.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about that Beckham guess ! In the USA he's not a bigger sports star than Tiger, and the British tabs are relatively quiet on that front - I think it's some-one else !Besides which I don't want it to be Becks !
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. Hugh Jackman is gay? Has this been well-known? Where have I been?
ReplyDeleteA-rod and Hugh FTW.
ReplyDelete@Sunnyside - Kate Hudson obviously finds herself adorable and is sooo cutesy she comes across as a total phony. The commercials Bravo is running for her appearance on the Actor's Studio Monday are cringe worthy. (She's not the only one whose preciousness turns me off; Dane Cook, Ashton Kutcher, sometimes Ryan Reynolds and a few others think they can skate by on it. Ugh.)
/rant
Steroids do shrink the penis. They tend to cause loss of blood flow in the penis.
ReplyDeleteYes Caroline, where have you been indeed?
ReplyDelete@RJ... 'I have some fantastic fantasies about Jackman that require at least part-time heterosexual orientation.'
ReplyDeleteHaha, I hear ya! In my fantasies Joaquin in washed, perfumed and cleanly shaven
..his face, I mean! his face is shaven. jees
Hugh is a different lainey item, search for Cuba and Chocolate (Cuba = Hugh Jackman, Chocolate = George Clooney).
ReplyDeleteSo I guess Will Smith makes sense.
audrey- re the david beckham mistress blind, could you add a link? I didn't read anything out of Enty's Beckham on George Lopez entry. Was that the right one? Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteIntrigued. Need help!
@ Mango, I never said I liked Kate Hudson, she just ends things with all her guys in a fairly decent way. I think that may change now.
ReplyDeleteLOL...You must have hated the movie with Hudson and Dane!!!
I have a question: Would Hugh Jackman be considered less gay if he was married to a younger woman?
ReplyDelete"Sean Peen" ftw. ;)
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