I don't usually even bother to take the time to write stories about couples splitting but I will make an exception for this one. According to The NY Daily News, Jamie Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara are no more. They have split. Gone their separate ways. They were practically split on Entourage anyway so this shouldn't be a problem for the show and meanwhile Jamie Lynn can start focusing on more important things. Like me. Oh how my heart broke when she started dating Jerry. Long time readers will know how I had even promised to drop beneath 400 pounds if she would go on a date with me. Well, since that time, I have gained a few more pounds so lets just say that if she went out with me I would drop beneath 425 at least for one night.
Of course this all could just be tabloid nonsense too. The report just says they were spotted on separate coasts partying with their friends and in Jerry's case with a lot of female friends. We shall see. Meanwhile I guess I better start looking for some diet bacon.
ahh Enty...i think it was Chris Rock who said about Jermaine Dupri and Janet getting together. "it's like finding out something was on sale YESTERDAY!"
ReplyDeletedon't worry..once a chubby chaser always a chubby chaser. you still got a shot.
ha ha jax
ReplyDeleteenty just wrap some bacon around some tofu or something... you should be fine.
http://bacontoday.com/bacon-flavored-diet-coke/
ReplyDeleteLMAO at diet bacon.
ReplyDeletepoor Enty - this is a shitty time of year to try to diet!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I thought these 2 had broken up a while back. Oh well, good luck Enty!!
ReplyDeleteEnty, big, soft shoulders are even better for crying on. Forget the diet bacon and invite her over to the basement for some comforting! ;)
ReplyDeletesomewhere eva don't-you-know-who-i-am mendes' heart is breaking, enty. she remembers when she was your #1.
ReplyDeleteI would suggest turkey bacon for dieting, but it just isn't the same. :-(
ReplyDeleteThere's always the old school Atkins plan, the nothing but bacon diet!!
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a recent blind about a couple splitting up after the holidays after they pretended to exchange presents? Could this be the blind arriving early? :-/
ReplyDeleteThey looked barely interested in each other back at the Emmys, so September?
ReplyDeleteDang, I loved these two together, they were so adorable!
ReplyDeleteMay you and your bacon live happily ever after.