Jamie Lynn Sigler & Jerry Ferrara Split?

I don't usually even bother to take the time to write stories about couples splitting but I will make an exception for this one. According to The NY Daily News, Jamie Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara are no more. They have split. Gone their separate ways. They were practically split on Entourage anyway so this shouldn't be a problem for the show and meanwhile Jamie Lynn can start focusing on more important things. Like me. Oh how my heart broke when she started dating Jerry. Long time readers will know how I had even promised to drop beneath 400 pounds if she would go on a date with me. Well, since that time, I have gained a few more pounds so lets just say that if she went out with me I would drop beneath 425 at least for one night.

Of course this all could just be tabloid nonsense too. The report just says they were spotted on separate coasts partying with their friends and in Jerry's case with a lot of female friends. We shall see. Meanwhile I guess I better start looking for some diet bacon.